I wonder how this happened?

[Axtman]

Did you hear the one about the lady who shaved her legs and wreck'em?

 

[Munjibunga]

The xray was probably taken with the drum sticks behind the back ... or in front ... doesn't matter ... xrays aren't 3D. Pretty good gag, though!

Yeah ... gag me with a spoon.

 

[fhm555]

My sister was working in the ER one day when a guy came in complaining about pain in his "lower gut". They sent him for an x-ray and he had a 2 D cell flashlight that had obviously been shoved up his bunghole and then pushed even further up.

When told what the problem was he swore he had no idea how such a thing could have happened.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Chuck Norris plays bass and fronts his own cover band. His drummer was playing too loud one day.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[meteor]

My sister was working in the ER one day when a guy came in complaining about pain in his "lower gut". They sent him for an x-ray and he had a 2 D cell flashlight that had obviously been shoved up his bunghole and then pushed even further up.

When told what the problem was he swore he had no idea how such a thing could have happened.

 

[keyofnight]

GreggBummer, I double checked and you are in fact right. I failed to look at a picture. Yes the drumsticks if they didn't perf the sigmoid would certainly have perfed the transverse thus landing this person in a whole world of hurt.

 

[AuBassMan]

Broke you're last drum stick....great what're we gonna do to finish the gig??? What do you mean you're gonna pull some sticks out you're a$$??!!!

 

[RustyAxe]

My sister was working in the ER one day when a guy came in complaining about pain in his "lower gut". They sent him for an x-ray and he had a 2 D cell flashlight that had obviously been shoved up his bunghole and then pushed even further up.

My wife works in a small city hospital. Earlier this week a man presented in the ER with a TV remote up his poop chute. "I sat down on the couch and wham!". There are some freaks out there!

 

[Philonius]

Light bulbs. Some people try sticking all sorts of things up there. Go figure.

 

[Nev375]

Hmmmm....

Needs more cowbell!

 

[BMBassman]

Hi,

Chuck Norris plays bass and fronts his own cover band. His drummer was playing too loud one day.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

LOL!!! For the win!!!

 

[klejst]

I see nothing wrong with that X-Ray photo honestly.....

 

[ubnomnar]

I see nothing wrong with that X-Ray photo honestly.....

Weird place to store "chops" stix

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[klejst]

Weird place to store "chops" stix

Nice! ha ha

 

[Ironbar]

 

[Munjibunga]

My wife works in a small city hospital. Earlier this week a man presented in the ER with a TV remote up his poop chute. "I sat down on the couch and wham!". There are some freaks out there!

Are you sure he wasn't trying to pry out the gerbil?

 

[LUpton]

What's the safe word for something like that? Armageddon?

 

[Lownote38]

That is fake. The distal bowel makes a turn to the left called the sigmoid colon and becomes the descending bowel. The drumsticks don't make that impossible turn and there is no evidence of major bleeding from this anterior image.... But it sure is funny.

I was just going to write this same thing. It's funny, but that dude would have been dead pretty quickly with a perforated bowel!

 

[mistergoats]

We had a singer once who was an ER nurse. He would tell us the craziest stories about Friday and Saturday nights in our reasonably small town and the amount of dudes coming in with "gut pains" who actually just had things in their behinds. Almost every one of them "fell on it". Can't say I've ever fallen on three quarters of a kielbasa. Or drumsticks

 

[Nev375]

What's the safe word for something like that? Armageddon?

Keith Moon! Keith Moon!