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I wonder how this happened?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by DoggBisket, Jun 22, 2014.


  1. DoggBisket

    DoggBisket

    May 3, 2009
    Minnesota
    The drummers explanation was that he fell on them

     
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  2. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    I'm glad he wasn't using brushes.
     
  3. hsech

    hsech Work hard. My Social Security needs a raise.

    Jun 27, 2012
    Central Iowa
    I've often told a drummer to put them there.
     
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  4. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    Massachusetts
    Well there's your problem...
     
  5. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    Seattle, Washington
    Well........that's what you get when you piss off the bass player!
     
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  6. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    When I told him he could stick that disco beat up his @%!%, I was only joking.
     
  7. What can I say, I TOLD the dude if he didn't stop banging away while I'm tuning, that was exactly what I was gonna do....
     
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  8. That is fake. The distal bowel makes a turn to the left called the sigmoid colon and becomes the descending bowel. The drumsticks don't make that impossible turn and there is no evidence of major bleeding from this anterior image.... But it sure is funny.
     
  9. EddiePlaysBass

    EddiePlaysBass

    Feb 26, 2009
    Belgium
    GreggBummer, you do your name proud :p

    [edit] And make me wonder if that was proper English or not :eyebrow:
     
  10. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    Seattle, Washington
    Has anybody seen my drumsticks?
     
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  11. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    Seattle, Washington
    That looks to me like a female pelvis bone.
     
  12. Baird6869

    Baird6869 RIP Gord Downey. A True Canadian Icon.

    Look at you with all your fancy book learnin'!:D
     
  13. Smooth_bass88

    Smooth_bass88 Groove it

    I warned you about playing obnoxious fills every 4th measure...you get what you deserve!
     
  14. DoggBisket

    DoggBisket

    May 3, 2009
    Minnesota
    Actually the sigmoid colon is the part that is connected to your butthole and is the ascending portion of the large intestine. When it takes the jog to the left and horizontal it is called the "transverse" colon. If the pair of drumsticks were this far up without turning left then they would indeed perforate the transverse colon.
     
  15. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    Seattle, Washington
    WHOA WHOA WHOA! We do NOT use that type of language around here! (Medical terminology that is!) ;-)
     
  16. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Thanks a lot. We were having so much fun, then ...
     
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  17. I'm not gonna argue with a dude named DoggBisket. :)
     
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  18. Baird6869

    Baird6869 RIP Gord Downey. A True Canadian Icon.

    Ahhhhh... Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!:help:
     
  19. DoggBisket

    DoggBisket

    May 3, 2009
    Minnesota
    The-large-Intestine-007.

    GreggBummer, I double checked and you are in fact right. I failed to look at a picture. Yes the drumsticks if they didn't perf the sigmoid would certainly have perfed the transverse thus landing this person in a whole world of hurt.
     
  20. RustyAxe

    RustyAxe

    Jul 8, 2008
    Connecticut
    The xray was probably taken with the drum sticks behind the back ... or in front ... doesn't matter ... xrays aren't 3D. Pretty good gag, though!
     

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