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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by DoggBisket, Jun 22, 2014.
The drummers explanation was that he fell on them
I'm glad he wasn't using brushes.
I've often told a drummer to put them there.
Well there's your problem...
Well........that's what you get when you piss off the bass player!
When I told him he could stick that disco beat up his @%!%, I was only joking.
What can I say, I TOLD the dude if he didn't stop banging away while I'm tuning, that was exactly what I was gonna do....
That is fake. The distal bowel makes a turn to the left called the sigmoid colon and becomes the descending bowel. The drumsticks don't make that impossible turn and there is no evidence of major bleeding from this anterior image.... But it sure is funny.
GreggBummer, you do your name proud
 And make me wonder if that was proper English or not
Has anybody seen my drumsticks?
That looks to me like a female pelvis bone.
Look at you with all your fancy book learnin'!
I warned you about playing obnoxious fills every 4th measure...you get what you deserve!
Actually the sigmoid colon is the part that is connected to your butthole and is the ascending portion of the large intestine. When it takes the jog to the left and horizontal it is called the "transverse" colon. If the pair of drumsticks were this far up without turning left then they would indeed perforate the transverse colon.
WHOA WHOA WHOA! We do NOT use that type of language around here! (Medical terminology that is!) ;-)
Thanks a lot. We were having so much fun, then ...
I'm not gonna argue with a dude named DoggBisket.
Ahhhhh... Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
GreggBummer, I double checked and you are in fact right. I failed to look at a picture. Yes the drumsticks if they didn't perf the sigmoid would certainly have perfed the transverse thus landing this person in a whole world of hurt.
The xray was probably taken with the drum sticks behind the back ... or in front ... doesn't matter ... xrays aren't 3D. Pretty good gag, though!