If Chuck Norris played bass...

[dudelove]

first thought i get is Ritter basses

 

[crj14525]

He plays a bass crafted from the bones of his enimies and strung with the wound up hairs of those who fell before him.

 

[theundecidedone]

Isn't Chuck Norris the new vocalist for Queen ?

so I'm not the only one who thinks this! brilliant!

 

[Danni Moe]

He'd play a hybrid fusion of every bass ever made, with every pickup ever made and He'd string it with the hair from his beard and grow another beard before even He Himself noticed that even a single hair left his chin!
If think that's ridiculous, this is the same guy that can swim through land.

 

[TombassCaton]

Chuck Norris can play chords on a one string bass.

 

[RyanJD]

I almost hate to revive this thread since it's pretty old, but this:

He would play the new EBMM "Big Chuck" which in addition to 4 band eq has an M-60 belt-fed machine gun mounted in the neck. The incredible array of switches include bass, treble, upper and lower mid, single fire or full auto, and pickup selection. Hard shell case includes truss rod wrench and 5 spare 100 round belts.

I laughed...and laughed.

/thread

 

[Major Softie]

My apologies if someone else already pointed this out, but:

If Chuck Norris played bass, he would play whatever he wanted. Whatever bass he played would now be the perfect bass, and he'd kill us all and destroy every other bass. Thus, he and his bass would be all the bass that would exist in the world.

What bass would Chuck Norris play? Like where the gorilla sits: wherever he wants. And Chuck would kick that gorilla's butt too, right before he killed us all.