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If Chuck Norris played bass...
- Thread starter parsons
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Chuck Norris would string four bridge cables across the side of a barn and play it by roundhouse kicking them!
Exploiter8
Demons run when a good man goes to war
Haha yes, peavey.. although Chuck Norris would probally fabricate a bass outa steel wire, 55 gallon drum and a small tree.. 
Oh and Hi everyone, Im new.. been lurking for awhile, signed up the other day.. figured this is as good a thread as any to hop in on
Oh and Hi everyone, Im new.. been lurking for awhile, signed up the other day.. figured this is as good a thread as any to hop in on
Chuck Norris does not need a bass to shake your foundation....
Chuck Norris plays a two-string bass called "left leg, right leg" and it's amplified through your face....
Chuck Norris' bowel movements were the inspiration for bass manufacturers to build "extended range" basses...
That's all I got right now!!
Chuck Norris plays a two-string bass called "left leg, right leg" and it's amplified through your face....
Chuck Norris' bowel movements were the inspiration for bass manufacturers to build "extended range" basses...
That's all I got right now!!
He would play the new EBMM "Big Chuck" which in addition to 4 band eq has an M-60 belt-fed machine gun mounted in the neck. The incredible array of switches include bass, treble, upper and lower mid, single fire or full auto, and pickup selection. Hard shell case includes truss rod wrench and 5 spare 100 round belts.
