If you don't know I can't tell you

[rendevouz]

Can somebody please tell me. I swear I won't tell anyone

 

[ThudThudThud]

First rule of not knowing club...

 

[Oddly]

200 yards that way.
Turn right at the phonebox.
It's behind the second door on the left.
Knock twice, wait three seconds, knock once more.
The password is 'Slainte'.
Do NOT sneeze.

 

[shadowtippy]

200 yards that way.
Turn right at the phonebox.
It's behind the second door on the left.
Knock twice, wait three seconds, knock once more.
The password is 'Slainte'.
Do NOT sneeze.

I agree. That is nothing to sneeze about.

 

[ThudThudThud]

200 yards that way.
Turn right at the phonebox.
It's behind the second door on the left.
Knock twice, wait three seconds, knock once more.
The password is 'Slainte'.
Do NOT sneeze.

The password is always slainté!

 

[Tom Bomb]

Your pole has Nº 9 carrots. And Carrots.

 

[4StringAxe]

Perfect thread to say hello.
Hello.

 

[JRA]

don't do it.

 

[dreamadream99]

There’s a reason it’s a secret.

It’s better for you if you don’t know. It gives you plausible deniability.

The less you know, the longer you’ll live.

 

[rendevouz]

Your pole has Nº 9 carrots. And Carrots.

You should really see a doctor if your pole has carrots

 

[basscooker]

I know. Just sayin'. Wish I didn't. The burden of truth is heavy. Be blissful in your ignorance. The truth will NOT set you free. Be afraid. You really don't want to know. You don't know WHAT you don't know. It is no small thing. If everybody were to know, society would unravel. Governments could fall. There would be tribulation and chaos. Be thankful you are unaware. Those of us who DO know bear a cross that many would crumble under the weight of. You are better off than you can imagine because you don't know.

 

[4StringAxe]

Well. I'm glad I don't know then.
I don't even know what you guys are going on about.
Been away too long.

 

[dreamadream99]

I don't even know what you guys are going on about.

We’re just playing along.

You should too. It’s fun.

 

[4StringAxe]

We’re just playing along.

You should too. It’s fun.

Pretty much all I do is play along.
There's a few old guys around here that are in the know.
...
Know me.

 

[basscooker]

Oh, I'm not just playing along.... I KNOW. It weighs on me daily. It pokes at my soul to maintain the veil of secrecy and silence. Most of you wouldn't believe me if I told you anyway. I value my safety and personal security; you should be concerned for your own protection just by seeking to know. Abandon this quest for knowledge for the sake of your family.

 

[4StringAxe]

You know what sucks? Losing power before your popcorn is finished popping.

 

[hrodbert696]

 

[shadowtippy]

I broke my wife of the habit of asking "Do you know what?" by answering "Yes, I do." Then, I wouldn't tell her.

 

[Oddly]

I broke my wife of the habit of asking "Do you know what?" by answering "Yes, I do." Then, I wouldn't tell her.

I sincerely hope the divorce didn't cost you too much...

 

[Tom Bomb]

You should really see a doctor if your pole has carrots

Thank you. But I've been doctored enough already Poling pretty well me Grate carrots, by the by