...and the plans for world domination of retirement villages can commence.
Find a six in one of these and hang a pair of Depends off the headstock:
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...and the plans for world domination of retirement villages can commence.

A few days ago I saw a youtube of Jim Stafford playing a guitjo.
I played accordion in the 60's so I got to hear jokes like this...
What's the definition of perfect pitch? When you throw a banjo in the dumpster and it lands on an accordion.
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In an effort to be as cool as my friend, famed Estonian producer and Winny Puhh guitarist/banjoist/singer Silver Lepaste (far left), I am buying a banjo! His is a tenor banjo, but I'll be getting a 6-string.
A couple years ago, I set up a Rogue 6-string banjo for a friend without knowing the first thing about setting up a banjo, and it ended up being a perfectly good cheapo banjo with low action and a decent sound. Always wanted to get one for myself but never did because I didn't have a reason.
Lately I've been writing songs, and some will sound amazing with banjo. Silver's occasional use of banjo in Winny Puhh's music really showed me how great banjo can be in heavier rock settings. And like Silver, while I've always been a sucker for a great banjo player, I'm a bass and guitar player and don't really want to play bluegrass, nor do I think I could learn how to do banjo rolls. But I can flatpick a 6-string and get what I want out of it.
So my plan is getting one of these Dean 6-string banjos...
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...and the plans for world domination of retirement villages can commence.
That's cool, you should enjoy it. IIRC, one of the guys from the Old Crow Medicine Show plays one and calls it a guitjo.
What a strange thing to buy for a mid-life crisis!
Most people just get a Harley, or a Ferrari.
Looking forward to hearing some of what you're gonna write and play!
View attachment 4275996
In an effort to be as cool as my friend, famed Estonian producer and Winny Puhh guitarist/banjoist/singer Silver Lepaste (far left), I am buying a banjo! His is a tenor banjo, but I'll be getting a 6-string.
A couple years ago, I set up a Rogue 6-string banjo for a friend without knowing the first thing about setting up a banjo, and it ended up being a perfectly good cheapo banjo with low action and a decent sound. Always wanted to get one for myself but never did because I didn't have a reason.
Lately I've been writing songs, and some will sound amazing with banjo. Silver's occasional use of banjo in Winny Puhh's music really showed me how great banjo can be in heavier rock settings. And like Silver, while I've always been a sucker for a great banjo player, I'm a bass and guitar player and don't really want to play bluegrass, nor do I think I could learn how to do banjo rolls. But I can flatpick a 6-string and get what I want out of it.
So my plan is getting one of these Dean 6-string banjos...
View attachment 4275997
...and the plans for world domination of retirement villages can commence.
What a strange thing to buy for a mid-life crisis!
Tom Waites said that exact thing about the accordion.The definition of a gentleman is someone who knows how to play a banjo, but doesn't.