I'm rich!

[caeman]

w00t! I have a $10 gift card for Guitar Center. I'm rich! I can afford...um...a patch cable! Or a pack of picks! I feel wonderful!

 

[jwr]

You could buy half a Speakon cable! Or crappy strings on clearance!

 

[Plays_For_Dog]

You could use it to pick chunks of chewed meat out of your teeth.

 

[levis76]

You could send it to me, then I'd have two!!

 

[tuckomf]

You could see if they have any keyboard EQ's so you can tone down the sarcasm...

 

[caeman]

You could see if they have any keyboard EQ's so you can tone down the sarcasm...

Nope, not even -80db of the sfx Micro Sarcasminator reduction can protect the internet from me.

 

[Steveaux]

Nope, not even -80db of the sfx Micro Sarcasminator reduction can protect the internet from me.

You, sir, are very, very good.

 

[Vlad5]

Nope, not even -80db of the sfx Micro Sarcasminator reduction can protect the internet from me.

Well played, as always.

You should use the gift card to buy something ridiculous, like a mic-stand scarf or something.

 

[lowfreq33]

That'll almost get you one of those swirlygig cup holders for your mic stand.

 

[Vlad5]

oooohhhh mic-stand cup holder!!! That's even better... Much more practical!

 

[caeman]

Hmmm....how about a pedal cozy? For those gigs out in the cold?