I have never ever heard this in my life!
Me neither. The first slap guy who got my attention was Jeff Berlin. He hates it now.
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I have never ever heard this in my life!
Thumbs up for this thread! (then down, then up, then down, then up......)
I'd choose Flea over John Myung any day of the week.
Toilet paper is antiquated technology. Wet wipes and bidets are the future.Once we get the the slap vs. no slap saga figured out let's move to something even more poignant like toilet paper preference.
On second thought, let's not post here. 'tis a silly thread.
Don't like it because you can't play it, OR, don't play/learn it because you don't like it?
I find slap very pretentious. It does my head in listening to music bombarded with such bass wankery. I don't want to learn slap because I have no interest in it, no songs that require it and it's not a sound or technique I want to participate in.
YMMV. but don't assume that I don't like it because I can't play it... because you'll be wrong.
Are you saying you CAN slap, but you choose not to?
So if you can, would you say that you're good at it?
Like if I threw you a fat wad of cash for a recording date and I needed you to play Let's Work, you could do it?
You'd hate every second of it but you COULD do it, right?
Bass wankery below:
Did you actually comprehend what was written? I seriously doubt it?
What are you trying to prove by all this?
"I find slap very pretentious. It does my head in listening to music bombarded with such bass wankery. *I DONT WANT TO LEARN SLAP* because I have no interest in it, no songs that require it and it's not a sound or technique I want to participate in."
* My italics...
Once this sinks into your little grey cells, youll soon realise, the rest of your comments are superfluous and irrelevant.. and none of them prove "I don't like it because I can't play it" if thats what you're trying to prove ... it only proves your inability to comprehend what's right in front of you...
1:I don't like it because I don't like it.
2:I don't play it because I don't like it.
3:I haven't learned it because I don't like it.
Is that getting through to you?
My reply contained what are called follow up questions for the purpose of clarification.
The root word of "clarification" is clarify.
clarify (ˈkler-ə-ˌfī) transitive verb
definition-1: to make understandable; 2: to free of confusion
I asked you to clarify (remember that word) because some of your hostile and condescending statements (which nobody asked you for) contradicted each other.
The root word of "contradicted" is contradict.
contradict (kän-trə-ˈdikt) transitive verb
definition-1: to assert the contrary of, take issue with; 2: to imply the opposite or a denial of
First, you said:
"I don't want to learn slap because I have no interest in it, no songs that require it and it's not a sound or technique I want to participate in."
Then, you said:
"...but don't assume that I don't like it because I can't play it... because you'll be wrong."
None of my questions made any assumptions about your intelligence or ability or lack thereof.
So all of your aggression is unwarranted.
I did use the term "bass wankery" but those were your words to describe the technique.
Now we know that you can't play bass with your thumb because you refuse to learn.
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Based on your extremely emotional and somewhat unhinged replies in this thread, it appears that you came into this thread looking for a fight, which is both weird and unhealthy.
I sincerely hope that you don't think that your aggressive replies are intimidating or make you look tough.
Trying to act tough on a message board is a special type of dysfunction that frankly, you're too old for.
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You can continue to argue with me but I'll just ignore you going forward.
Sleep tight, Guv'nor.
Your pal who can play bass with fingers, thumb, and a pick,
SpankBazz