I HAVE A BASS AGAIN! It worked! 
Thanks to all for your help. For the record, this is a Sojing (yes, that's spelled correctly) bass that has one pickup - an acoustic piezo, complete with saddle, but it's solid from headstock to bridge, and has hollow "wings".... oh, bother, lemme just steal a pic from a fellow TBer:Invalid Link Removed
For a cheapie, it sounds REALLY NICE, very unique, and free of the "woofing" that a lot of ABGs suffer from while trying to acoustically reproduce that which they are unable to.
I just wish the wings were about 6" farther UP the neck; as it is, the neck sticks out too far to be very comfortable in the first few positions. Might be able to mod it though... any good ideas? Those wings are just held in with screws from the back...

Thanks to all for your help. For the record, this is a Sojing (yes, that's spelled correctly) bass that has one pickup - an acoustic piezo, complete with saddle, but it's solid from headstock to bridge, and has hollow "wings".... oh, bother, lemme just steal a pic from a fellow TBer:Invalid Link Removed
For a cheapie, it sounds REALLY NICE, very unique, and free of the "woofing" that a lot of ABGs suffer from while trying to acoustically reproduce that which they are unable to.
I just wish the wings were about 6" farther UP the neck; as it is, the neck sticks out too far to be very comfortable in the first few positions. Might be able to mod it though... any good ideas? Those wings are just held in with screws from the back...