Okay...if it helps, DrSmith, a drunk chick once caressed me on stage. true story, I was doing a gig with a band that I use to be in and some drunk chick started dancing around and stuff and the next minute she came on stage dancing around the band members. after that, she went behind me and started feeling all over my body. she kept moving her hands all over my body and I was thinking to myself "Whoa dude!...either this chick is wasted or she's getting turn on." I'll admit I was a little distracted, but I just kept playing while the crowd was cheering. one of my friends send me a picture of me and that chick on stage on facebook and she nicknamed that drunk chick "slutty mclunatic". I thought that was hilarious when I saw that name.