john turner
You don't want to do that. Trust me.
I'm so sick of being a completely average person, and having everyone treat me that way. I'm tired of all of it. People will have to accept my trolling if I plaster it all over teh interwebz... right? I'm just sick of it. Nobody seems to care that I need to find validation though the textual postings of strangers over the internet. I'm not a goddamn nice, average person; I'm a needy, insecure nutjob and I intend to prove it. Grr. I'm irritated. Anyway, I'll post pictures of my trolling. Lol.
Amidoinitrite?
pretty good, except lacking the thinly-veiled "i am t3h hotn3zz j00 so w4nt 2 t0uch m3" narcissism, and in an effort to maintain the structure of the original, this parody lost some of its cleverness.
i give it a 6/10 overall.
/golfclap
