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I've decided to be an internet attention whore (small rant)
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So I kept posting and I kept getting boys responding.... but I wanted even MORE so I stepped it up a little, lol.
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"I'm a chick. Not a boy. I've been playing bass for 3 months. Only want to jam Dream Theater with chicks! Unless no girls want to jam with me (or Dream Theater)...then I'll jam with boys. Don't really want to travel...just want you (chicks...unless you are a boy) to come play at my house so I can keep my butt at home. With my jealous boyfriend. I know what boys are like. None of them are professional enough to see past my gender (I'm a chick) and see my endless talent (from 3 months of practice) and they all want to be my boyfriend. But if you promise to behave, you can come into my home and jam...just don't look at my boyfriend. Or me.
Why aren't any professional level musicians calling me? I mean, boys are okay if you're like totally platonic.
Oh yeah...in two days I might change my mind again and decide that boys are once again icky. So if you wanna jam and you aren't a chick, you'd better hit me up now! "
Lol, boys are so easy to troll. You make ONE post like this and they ALL respond to you! Ahh mmmm yess look at meeeeeeeee
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"I'm a chick. Not a boy. I've been playing bass for 3 months. Only want to jam Dream Theater with chicks! Unless no girls want to jam with me (or Dream Theater)...then I'll jam with boys. Don't really want to travel...just want you (chicks...unless you are a boy) to come play at my house so I can keep my butt at home. With my jealous boyfriend. I know what boys are like. None of them are professional enough to see past my gender (I'm a chick) and see my endless talent (from 3 months of practice) and they all want to be my boyfriend. But if you promise to behave, you can come into my home and jam...just don't look at my boyfriend. Or me.
Why aren't any professional level musicians calling me? I mean, boys are okay if you're like totally platonic.
Oh yeah...in two days I might change my mind again and decide that boys are once again icky. So if you wanna jam and you aren't a chick, you'd better hit me up now! "
Lol, boys are so easy to troll. You make ONE post like this and they ALL respond to you! Ahh mmmm yess look at meeeeeeeee
Lol, of course people got all ****** with me because of my ads, which was obviously my intention, because I want them to hate me because at least it means they care enough to say something! Right? Yay! Anywho, lol, look at this! I had to anwer some people who got all mad - god, trolled so hard again. Boys are so easy to netwhore for 
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"I never said I COULD play Dream Theater. I said I'd like to down the road, and don't get all snippy with me because I have a gender preference. Many musicians do. Get over it. If anyone would like to say something, they can e-mail me and say it in person. Also, so you all know, you've gotten me quite a bit of attention and I've found people to jam with thanks to it! So, thanks!
Meh. Anywho, Say what you have to me via e-mail and stop spamming this up.
I'm just looking for chicks to jam with and improve by playing with other people. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I don't know where all of this "bar" stuff started, but I never said anything about bars.
Also, that earlier ad titled "Chick Bassist" was not me. Nice try, though. "
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"I never said I COULD play Dream Theater. I said I'd like to down the road, and don't get all snippy with me because I have a gender preference. Many musicians do. Get over it. If anyone would like to say something, they can e-mail me and say it in person. Also, so you all know, you've gotten me quite a bit of attention and I've found people to jam with thanks to it! So, thanks!
Meh. Anywho, Say what you have to me via e-mail and stop spamming this up.
I'm just looking for chicks to jam with and improve by playing with other people. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I don't know where all of this "bar" stuff started, but I never said anything about bars.
Also, that earlier ad titled "Chick Bassist" was not me. Nice try, though. "
There are people here in OT that REALLY need to get a life........ And I'm not talking about the girl from Grand Rapids 
Guys, come on!! Haven't you got ANYTHING better to do?? Maybe try picking up your bass?? No matter how hard you push someone down you will not rise an inch yourself
Also, please take me of the PM list. I have more important things to worry about
Guys, come on!! Haven't you got ANYTHING better to do?? Maybe try picking up your bass?? No matter how hard you push someone down you will not rise an inch yourself
Also, please take me of the PM list. I have more important things to worry about
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There are people here in OT that REALLY need to get a life. And I'm not talking about the girl from Grand Rapids
Guys, come on!! Haven't you got ANYTHING better to do?? Maybe try picking up your bass?? No matter how hard you push someone down you will not rise an inch yourself
PM incoming
Why don't you just turn on Days of Our Lives?? Don't they have soap operas in Canada??
Why don't you just turn on Days of Our Lives?? Don't they have soap operas in Canada??
Only re-runs of Trailer Park Boys.
Only re-runs of Trailer Park Boys.
Let me know when you schedule the burning, drowning or stoning, I'll bring my torch and pitchfork..........
Let me know when you schedule the burning, drowning or stoning, I'll bring my torch and pitchfork..........
Rabblerabblerabble!
I just tried to but it ran over the 200 char limit...can you think of something else that only about 120 chars, maybe? Pretend it's Twitter or something...
So am I. We have grown men involved in the internet persecution of a 22 year old girl. Now we need a special award for bavery and valour
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