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jaco pastorius joke...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by killer777, Apr 13, 2009.


  1. killer777

    killer777

    Apr 13, 2009
    israel...
    bass on :3
    my teacher told it to me when i started watching jaco.
    we both think that jaco is one of the best bass players ever or at least one of them. so:

    how many bass players does it take to switch a light bulb?
    10.
    1 that will switch the light bulb and 9 to look at him and say that jaco would have done it better.

    hope i made at least on of you laugh^^
    thats the goal:p

    bass on!:bassist:
     
  2. Dan Knowlton

    Dan Knowlton Sarcasm: Just ONE of the many services I offer! Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 12, 2002
    Palm Coast, FL
    I would have laughed.....if it was not true!

    Dan K.
     
  3. ironrat

    ironrat

    Sep 24, 2008
    lol
     
  4. Jimmy Bones

    Jimmy Bones

    Feb 24, 2009
    Baxley, GA
    I find it funny based on the adulation he receives.

    I personally don't care for Jaco.
     
  5. greenboy

    greenboy

    Dec 18, 2000
    remote mountain cabin Montana
    greenboy designs: fEARful, bassic, dually, crazy88 etc
    There you have it then! - Jaco must suck if you don't like him!

    ; }
     
  6. Good sir, upon this day, you are the epitome of Win. ;)
     
  7. RBrownBass

    RBrownBass Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2004
    Is this a thread where we all make Jaco jokes, or is it one where we just read the one by the OP?
     
  8. undeadbass

    undeadbass

    Jun 27, 2008
    New York, NY
    Jaco would have told that joke better.
     
  9. greenboy

    greenboy

    Dec 18, 2000
    remote mountain cabin Montana
    greenboy designs: fEARful, bassic, dually, crazy88 etc
    Or at the very least he would have been one of the first to tell it with any conviction ; }
     
  10. santucci218

    santucci218

    Jan 26, 2007
    Pittsburgh
    jaco only needed 4.
     
  11. Jimmy Bones

    Jimmy Bones

    Feb 24, 2009
    Baxley, GA
    Eh, I never said he sucks.

    Jazz just isn't my bag.
     
  12. pipe_godzend

    pipe_godzend fender junkie

    Nov 26, 2007
    Washington D.C
    LMAO
     
  13. Jaco needed a Pre-CBS bass with nitro-cellulose finish...I mean how many people have one of them today :ninja:
    Same goes for Jamerson :p

    Edit: And clay dots....CLAY DOTS!
     
  14. MORE DOTS MORE DOTS!!!!



    STRONG LANGUAGE! LITTLE EARS BEWARE
     
  15. froglips

    froglips

    Feb 9, 2009
    Arizona
    Reminds me of this one...

    How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    4

    1 to screw the light bulb in, and 3 to sing about how much they loved the old one.
     
  16. Beyer160

    Beyer160

    Dec 20, 2008
    NC
    How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?



    Ah, forget it- the keyboard player does it better with his left hand.
     
  17. How many Country Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    1...5...1...5...1...5...
     
  18. NICE!!!!!

    How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Just one to hold it...since he's expecting everything else to revolve around him...
     
  19. Rick Auricchio

    Rick Auricchio Registered Bass Offender

    I do, but I sure can't play like Jaco. Not that I idolize him anyway.

    But my '65 Precision qualifies: Pre-CBS, nitro, clay dots.
     
  20. Damn there goes my theory and excuse to get one :bawl:...



    :bag:
     

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