jaco pastorius joke...

[killer777]

my teacher told it to me when i started watching jaco.
we both think that jaco is one of the best bass players ever or at least one of them. so:

how many bass players does it take to switch a light bulb?
10.
1 that will switch the light bulb and 9 to look at him and say that jaco would have done it better.

hope i made at least on of you laugh^^
thats the goal

bass on!

 

[Dan Knowlton]

I would have laughed.....if it was not true!

Dan K.

 

[ironrat]

lol

 

[Jimmy Bones]

I find it funny based on the adulation he receives.

I personally don't care for Jaco.

 

[greenboy]

There you have it then! - Jaco must suck if you don't like him!

; }

 

[SundanceChile]

There you have it then! - Jaco must suck if you don't like him!

; }

Good sir, upon this day, you are the epitome of Win.

 

[RBrownBass]

Is this a thread where we all make Jaco jokes, or is it one where we just read the one by the OP?

 

[undeadbass]

Jaco would have told that joke better.

 

[greenboy]

Jaco would have told that joke better.

Or at the very least he would have been one of the first to tell it with any conviction ; }

 

[santucci218]

jaco only needed 4.

 

[Jimmy Bones]

There you have it then! - Jaco must suck if you don't like him!

; }

Eh, I never said he sucks.

Jazz just isn't my bag.

 

[pipe_godzend]

jaco only needed 4.

LMAO

 

[Jaydin Nathan]

jaco only needed 4.

Jaco needed a Pre-CBS bass with nitro-cellulose finish...I mean how many people have one of them today
Same goes for Jamerson

Edit: And clay dots....CLAY DOTS!

 

[NoobOnRoad]

MORE DOTS MORE DOTS!!!!



STRONG LANGUAGE! LITTLE EARS BEWARE

 

[froglips]

Reminds me of this one...

How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4

1 to screw the light bulb in, and 3 to sing about how much they loved the old one.

 

[Beyer160]

How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?



Ah, forget it- the keyboard player does it better with his left hand.

 

[phatbass]

Reminds me of this one...

How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many Country Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1...5...1...5...1...5...

 

[rhythmsection]

How many Country Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1...5...1...5...1...5...

NICE!!!!!

How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one to hold it...since he's expecting everything else to revolve around him...

 

[Rick Auricchio]

Jaco needed a Pre-CBS bass with nitro-cellulose finish...I mean how many people have one of them today
Edit: And clay dots....CLAY DOTS!

I do, but I sure can't play like Jaco. Not that I idolize him anyway.

But my '65 Precision qualifies: Pre-CBS, nitro, clay dots.

 

[Jaydin Nathan]

I do, but I sure can't play like Jaco. Not that I idolize him anyway.

But my '65 Precision qualifies: Pre-CBS, nitro, clay dots.

Damn there goes my theory and excuse to get one ...