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John Tesh

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by bassksun, Feb 22, 2006.


  1. bassksun

    bassksun Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2004
    Las Vegas,NV
    OMG!!! My wife has been listening to John Tesh's radio show!:eek:

    What can I do? :help:
     
  2. bassksun

    bassksun Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2004
    Las Vegas,NV
    :crying:
     
  3. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    You have no choice: Divorce.





    ;)
     
  4. bassksun

    bassksun Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2004
    Las Vegas,NV
    No! I love her! I want save her! Maybe there is a clinic somewhere.:confused:
     
  5. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    It's a narrow choice: suicide, or go bowling.
     
  6. JansenW

    JansenW

    Nov 14, 2005
    Cambridge, MA
    She needs a daily dosage of funk music (twice a day)! :)
     
  7. bassksun

    bassksun Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2004
    Las Vegas,NV
    OMG Bowling is in the equation....this is worse than I thought.:rollno:
     
  8. bassksun

    bassksun Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2004
    Las Vegas,NV
    I applied the funk oil. I even put on a patch prescribed by Dr. Funkenstein but today at dinner...she mentioned "he who must not be named"...she still has cravings.:spit:
     
  9. JansenW

    JansenW

    Nov 14, 2005
    Cambridge, MA
    Increase the dosage! Increase the dosage! :eek:
     
  10. Truly a heartbreaking situation, but I will say this. I once saw (I believe) the Conan O'Brien show and He Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken was a guest along with Dweezil and Ahmet (sp?) Zappa. They jammed together on a Black Sabbath song and it wasn't too bad.

    My suggestion? Purchase the first four Sab cds and have your wife listen since they're Tesh approved. Restrain her if necessary. If a heavy slab of Geezer doesn't cure her, kill yourself.
     
  11. bassksun

    bassksun Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2004
    Las Vegas,NV
    I played Paranoid at full volume...she spit up green vomit and bled from her nose. War Pigs made the bed float off the floor. :(

    Now she's trying to bite the head off the cat...

    I guess I'll go bowling.
     
  12. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu ! Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2003
    NJ
    Get Sirius and lock it on channel 100 :bag: :D