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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by bassksun, Feb 22, 2006.
OMG!!! My wife has been listening to John Tesh's radio show!
What can I do?
You have no choice: Divorce.
No! I love her! I want save her! Maybe there is a clinic somewhere.
It's a narrow choice: suicide, or go bowling.
She needs a daily dosage of funk music (twice a day)!
OMG Bowling is in the equation....this is worse than I thought.
I applied the funk oil. I even put on a patch prescribed by Dr. Funkenstein but today at dinner...she mentioned "he who must not be named"...she still has cravings.
Increase the dosage! Increase the dosage!
Truly a heartbreaking situation, but I will say this. I once saw (I believe) the Conan O'Brien show and He Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken was a guest along with Dweezil and Ahmet (sp?) Zappa. They jammed together on a Black Sabbath song and it wasn't too bad.
My suggestion? Purchase the first four Sab cds and have your wife listen since they're Tesh approved. Restrain her if necessary. If a heavy slab of Geezer doesn't cure her, kill yourself.
I played Paranoid at full volume...she spit up green vomit and bled from her nose. War Pigs made the bed float off the floor.
Now she's trying to bite the head off the cat...
I guess I'll go bowling.
Get Sirius and lock it on channel 100