Keytar

[chaosMK]

This is what happened to one of my former bandmates-

 

[Liko]

Tell the emo to put it on a stand and play it with both hands on the keys. Oh, and fine him $2,000 for male use of makeup. And for the love of humanity make sure that outfit meets a can of gasoline and a road flare.

 

[TheSuzie]

Who's the girl trying to snap a pic of his goodies? We won't talk about the other arm...

The makeup is ok but he needs tighter pants
Keytar scares me. Every five years or so I consider making one...

 

[chaosMK]

Oh man, I didnt notice the arm. I thought I couldnt laugh about this picture any more.

 

[Geezerman]

Tell the emo to put it on a stand and play it with both hands on the keys. Oh, and fine him $2,000 for male use of makeup. And for the love of humanity make sure that outfit meets a can of gasoline and a road flare.

Pretty sure that's not emo....but ok.

 

[Stinsok]

Looks like Howard Jones meets Pin Head.

 

[Rob Lewis]

There's never been a valid excuse for one of those keytar things. Mind you, it does help to draw the eye away from the ridiculous garb. A bit.

 

[Rob Lewis]

It also looks like he's on the receiving end of an under-stage fisting.

 

[Stinsok]

Get one of those and a dancing drummer and you have yourself an '80's pop video.

 

[laboitenoire]

Wow... The Keytar is definitely the staple of boy-bands from the 90s. However, I did see one dude in Monterey, CA who had one who also had another pre-programmed keyboard in the back playing his bass and his synths and his drums. The song: Europa by Santana. That vaguely changed my opinion of Keytar players.

 

[darkfinger]

I saw Herbie Hancock this summer and he played Chameleon on a keytar...it was hillarious...and somewhat gross.

 

[coolrunner989]

I'm glad he is your former bandmate, and not a current one...

 

[Etbass]

Let's just pretend the weirdo isn't in there, and just adore how cool keytars are. Can you even still buy those?