Behold, sister bass players! We celebrate our victory over the Orcs of Flam with the founding of The Order of Ladies of the Low. We can do numbers and you can have one if you'd like. How about titles? If you'd like a title say how you wish to be known in the order, e.g. Lady Beatrice of the Bo Diddly Beat, or Lady Adele of the Augmented Fifth. La Contessa Mór-ríoghain.