Even if this is conplete sarcasm, you said a $90 Glarry was a Ric, so that's cool#3 is my Rick 4001 from 1977. You dropped it at some point, denting the headstock a bit on the upper curly part. And you changed strings - 3 times since then. There's some funk in the strings - you had fried chicken a week back, and should have washed your hands before playing. Shame on you.