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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Jams are so called as they developed from afternoon dances in late eighteenth century England. Whilst the gentry went off to discuss how much money they received each year and eligibility for marriage, the band would try write some new material after high tea featuring scones with cream and jam. In Devon the jam is put on last, and this term won out over the term 'cream' which instead respects the Cornish scone serving customs. The band featuring Eric Clapton tipped its hat to this failed contender.
 
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We have been pronouncing the word incorrectly for over 200 years. It is not 'geetar' but actually the 'gooeytar', so named because it should be covered in jam to work properly. The spelling was used by Johnson when compiling his dictionary, but without pronounciation notes.
 
The mouth piece of a good kazoo features facilities to tune the upper and lower part separately, so chords can be easier played.
Before anyone asks, this is the best kazoo for metal:
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But jazz players prefer this kazoo:
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Players of brass instruments can play power chords by vibrating their upper and lower lips at different frequencies.

This is true. But did you know that by humming whilst doing this, brass players can also reproduce the third (always a major third, for some unknown acoustic reason, probably having to do with the length of tube being blown through) AND a seventh, which can be manipulated to be either M7 or min7 by scrunching up the corners of the mouth. :woot:

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