Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Shannon]

He was mistaken however, it was not a bass but a mullet.

The musical significance of the mullet is greater than that of the bass. At least, that's what I haired.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The mullet was created to allow guitarists to head bang without getting their hair entangled in their strings. Bassists don't need to use the mullet as with wider string spacing entanglement is less likely.

Whilst Richard Feynman was a bongo player, Murray Gell-Mann was a guitarist in the 1960s, hence his contributions to quantum theory on entanglement. They were in a band together and speculated whether they made a sound if there was no audience. After replacing Feynman, and later Gell-Mann, the band became known as T-Rex

 

[Willy-D]

The mullet was created to allow guitarists to head bang without getting their hair entangled in their strings. Bassists don't need to use the mullet as with wider string spacing entanglement is less likely.

Whilst Richard Feynman was a bongo player, Murray Gell-Mann was a guitarist in the 1960s, hence his contributions to quantum theory on entanglement. They were in a band together and speculated whether they made a sound if there was no audience. After replacing Feynman, and later Gell-Mann, the band became known as T-Rex

That at once resolves the paradox, but causes another.
The band makes no noise if the audience isn't there, because the band is extinct. Yet there they are. Kind of a Schrödinger's band thing.

 

[Jay2U]

A cheap Chinese bass is like Schrödinger's cat. When it's in the box it's broken as well as functional. Only opening the box reveals the actual state of said bass.

 

[PillO]

The rarest of all basses is the Fender Precision with a Jazz Neck, a Jazz body, and Jazz pickups.

 

[kartiste]

Climate scientists have reached a consensus that methane emissions from drum circles are the primary cause of crop circles, and have issued a warning that unless something is done to restrict the activity, the world will suffer a catastrophic collapse of the food supply in 42.7 years, according to computer models.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Climate scientists have reached a consensus that methane emissions from drum circles are the primary cause of crop circles, and have issued a warning that unless something is done to restrict the activity, the world will suffer a catastrophic collapse of the food supply in 42.7 years, according to computer models.

To offset this we need to sequester carbon in the form of wooden tubes.

 

[Jay2U]

Climate scientists have reached a consensus that methane emissions from drum circles are the primary cause of crop circles, and have issued a warning that unless something is done to restrict the activity, the world will suffer a catastrophic collapse of the food supply in 42.7 years, according to computer models.

Greenpeace predicted 21.35 years. Corrected for known exaggeration, this also equals 42.7 years.

 

[Jay2U]

Aliens have been around for decades already, administering copyrights on all music ever published.

 

[kartiste]

To offset this we need to sequester carbon in the form of wooden tubes.

That was already thought of during a previous administration. The idea was to mandate through Title IX that bamboo flute (wooden tube) circles operate in synchrony with drum circles to capture the methane emissions of the latter. But two problems prevented implementation. First, the bamboo flute people wouldn't commit to the necessary playing technique, which, perhaps plausibly, would necessitate destroying the flute afterwards. And, second, there appeared to be no workable business model for attracting a paying audience by which the sponsors could be enriched. A direct government subsidy proposal was drafted to remedy this aspect, but then the administration changed.

 

[Pops OB]

California Governor Jerry Brown has just signed a bill outlawing flatwounds and any other bass strings that have a warm sound. In his statement earlier today, Brown declared: "We need the science to continue. The heat, the storms, the sea level rise, the Arctic melting, and mostly because of the warm tones produced by bass strings. These are all real facts that over time will sink in. The question is, will that be two years, or five years or ten years?”

[Note: The governor has been pushing more states, provinces and cities to sign an international agreement setting tougher targets for reducing the proliferation of warm toned bass strings.]

 

[pklima]

Bobby Brown loved him some Polish food, and even tried singing about it in "My Pierogative", but the label forced him to change the lyrics to something they felt would be more marketable in America.

 

[kartiste]

California Governor Jerry Brown has just signed a bill outlawing flatwounds and any other bass strings that have a warmer sound. In his statement earlier today, Brown declared: "We need the science to continue. The heat, the storms, the sea level rise, the Arctic melting, and mostly because of the warmer tones produced by bass guitars. These are all real facts that over time will sink in. The question is, will that be two years, or five years or ten years?”

[Note: The governor has been pushing more states, provinces and cities to sign an international agreement setting tougher targets for reducing the proliferation of warm toned bass strings.]

I heard bass players living between Madera and Shafter were going to be trained into using other strings. Anything to that?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

That was already thought of during a previous administration. The idea was to mandate through Title IX that bamboo flute (wooden tube) circles operate in synchrony with drum circles to capture the methane emissions of the latter. But two problems prevented implementation. First, the bamboo flute people wouldn't commit to the necessary playing technique, which, perhaps plausibly, would necessitate destroying the flute afterwards. And, second, there appeared to be no workable business model for attracting a paying audience by which the sponsors could be enriched. A direct government subsidy proposal was drafted to remedy this aspect, but then the administration changed.

The correct business model is to request payment or else you'll play.

 

[Pops OB]

Gregg Allman... Dead! As much as I'd like this to be misinformation, sadly, it is not.

 

[Shannon]

I heard bass players living between Madera and Shafter were going to be trained into using other strings. Anything to that?

To B string, or NOT to B string..

That is The Question.

 

[Jay2U]

My basses are better than anyone else's.

 

[Pops OB]

My basses are better than anyone else's.

I would claim that for my basses on this particular thread, but this is about MISinformation.

 

[Jay2U]

I would claim that for my basses on this particular thread, but this is about MISinformation.

No, really, my basses always are the best. If any bass is suspected to be better than mine, I just buy it so it's mine, period.

 

[Willy-D]

Gregg Allman... Dead! As much as I'd like this to be misinformation, sadly, it is not.

Saw that, yes. Sad. Only saw him live one time (I'm No Angel tour), but that boy had a lot of history