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Let's spread some musical misinformation

We all know metal or heavy metal concerns a group of almost a thousand sub-genres. Lesser known is the light metal genre, which was first introduced in 1967 by the Beatles, with "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".

Far more interesting is air metal (not to be confused with hair metal) which is actually played without instruments. Musicians produce the vibrations in the air that is heard as sound by furiously moshing on stage. Electronic amplification is looked down upon in this sub-genre.
 
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Far more interesting is air metal (not to be confused with hair metal) which is actually played without instruments. Musicians produce the vibrations in the air that is heard as sound by furiously moshing on stage. Electronic amplification is looked down upon in this sub-genre.
The first metal bands failed to attract any listeners as they had no magnetism. That early genre of metal is now categorized as non ferrous metal.
 
The first metal bands failed to attract any listeners as they had no magnetism. That early genre of metal is now categorized as non ferrous metal.
In the near future neodymium bands from China will take over, as they attract listeners, if necessary against their will.
 
The solid body electric guitar may have been invented by Les Paul, but it was based on previous efforts by Sir Oswald Osbourne, the 19th century inventor of the steam guitar, and amplifier system. This required a rather larger boiler and three stokers, but you could also produce your own steel at the same time. Osbourne was of course based in the steel-producing areas of Birmingham, and later Mr. Tony Iommi heard some of the recordings he did just as recording became possible towards the end of Osbourne's life, and immediately sought out his great-great grandson.
 
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The solid body electric guitar may have been invented by Les Paul, but it was based on previous efforts by Sir Oswald Osbourne, the 19th century inventor of the steam guitar, and amplifier system. This required a rather larger boiler and three stokers, but you could also produce your own steel at the same time. Osbourne was of course based in the steel-producing areas of Birmingham, and later Mr. Tony Iommi heard some of the recordings he did just as recording became possible towards the end of Osbourne's life, and immediately sought out his great-great grandson.

So these would still be the best basses for metal. In fact, finding one in playable shape for under a grand (stokers not included) would be a steel.
 
So these would still be the best basses for metal. In fact, finding one in playable shape for under a grand (stokers not included) would be a steel.

The next great wave in heavy metal is explosive metal. Instead of guitars and basses, carefully tuned explosives are used to produce the notes. The beat is provided by carefully timed firecrackers.
 
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The next great wave in heavy metal is explosive metal. Instead of guitars and basses, carefully tuned explosives are used to produce the notes. The beat is provided by carefully timed firecrackers.
Well trained roadies are required for explosive metal bands. Also very strict rules apply.
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