Let's spread some musical misinformation

[-Asdfgh-]

Where, in attempt to disguise himself in order to escape, he became:

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That's the best corduroy for metal.

 

[seamus bass]

You don't need to play rock gigs in boston, its not a big college town

 

[mrjim123]

That's the best corduroy for metal.

And tight red curls add at least +6dB to your headroom.

 

[popcat]

I am working on a patent for playing guitar while doing yard work, it will be called the Rickenwacker 400 bass and weed eater. This may also lead to other cheap versions such as the Lender PU, made of Chinese stinkwood with an all plastic neck and motor for neighbors that borrow gear they do not intend returning.

 

[Pops OB]

I am working on a patent for playing guitar while doing yard work, it will be called the Rickenwacker 400 bass and weed eater. This may also lead to other cheap versions such as the Lender PU, made of Chinese stinkwood with an all plastic neck and motor for neighbors that borrow gear they do not intend returning.

Don't forget to include a permanently embedded warning that removal of the pickup cover could cause injury or death!

 

[mrjim123]

Don't forget to include a permanently embedded warning that removal of the pickup cover could cause injury or death!

A "Gas Only" warning is also needed. If the user attempts to run with Nitro he/she is finished.

 

[Boristhespyder]

And using the wrong string voids the warranty

 

[Jay2U]

And using the wrong string voids the warranty

Also tuning to anything else than EADG voids warranty.

 

[Jay2U]

Due to lack of finance, Gibson guitars will be fretless from the 9th position on.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Due to lack of finance, Gibson guitars will be fretless from the 9th position on.

For basses, this applies above the 5th fret, bringing truth to the statement "there is no money above the fifth fret".

For blues and country, a version of Gibson basses with only the fifth fret will be available.

 

[zontar]

A harmonica is the most soothing thing you can give a 5 year old.
(Soothing for you that is)

 

[Shannon]

A harmonica is the most soothing thing you can give a 5 year old.
(Soothing for you that is)

Bagpipes are second, with banjos trailing a distant third.

 

[Jay2U]

A harmonica is the most soothing thing you can give a 5 year old.
(Soothing for you that is)

5 year olds are the best drummers a band can get. They fully understand their job and still are excited about it.

 

[popcat]

Nobody plays maple fret boards anymore, as they age they start to leak syrup and get all sweet and sticky. Rosewood is soft and much easier on the fingers, and it maintains a nice scent as well.

 

[Bad azz tone]

Nobody plays maple fret boards anymore, as they age they start to leak syrup and get all sweet and sticky. Rosewood is soft and much easier on the fingers, and it maintains a nice scent as well.

Early Rosewood necks used to be painful to play because of thorns. They were finally able to grow Rosewood that was thornless, making Rosewood more user friendly.

 

[pklima]

The creators of thornless rosewood have since turned their attention to trying to breed cowboys who don't all sing the same sad song.

 

[Jay2U]

Active basses play way lighter than the old fashioned passive ones.

 

[PillO]

Active basses play way lighter than the old fashioned passive ones.

Active basses get played more frequently. Passive basses tend to lie around in the case.

 

[Jay2U]

Active basses get played more frequently. Passive basses tend to lie around in the case.

Active basses come in motorized cases.

 

[Count Bassie]

Active basses sound better because you can eq them right from the instrument. That's closer to your hands- the source of "your sound"- so you have more control there.

(Edgy, right??)