Let's spread some musical misinformation

[mrjim123]

Tuba or not tuba, that is the question.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The plot of Man on Fire (music by Lisa Gerrard) is based on the first two stanzas of Black Sun by Dead Can Dance

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Hollow-body bass guitars are actually "retro" to renaissance era musical instruments. The original hollow body was fashioned from a gourd and included a mouthpiece so that in addition to fretting plucked notes on two strings made of drawn gut, a (typically lower 5th) could be played by simultaneously blowing int the body of the bass. The instrument was fingered using wooden flute-like holes where the modern "F" holes exist today. This configuration was short-lived as it was quickly realized that most post dark-age bassists did not have three hands, making it impossible for the instrument to be played to it's full potential by a single musician, and two people trying to play the thing just looked plain silly.

it worked fine, it just couldn't be played by women

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

You do realise that's not a musical instrument? It was what they used in Victorian times to get small boys to the top of chimneys to clean them, by blowing them up there. The keys may look like ones from brass instruments, but are for setting the height to blow the chimney sweep up to.

That actually make sense.

 

[Jay2U]

Your bass is NOT out of tune. It's just producing semi-semi tones.

 

[Boristhespyder]

Your bass is NOT out of tune. It's just producing semi-semi tones.

Actually, my vibrato got stuck.

 

[popcat]

Actually, my vibrato got stuck.

That's unfortunate, where did you stick it?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

New female supergroup announced, featuring Jem, Jewel, and Marina Diamandis.

 

[Rumbledore]

There will still be people playing instruments in the future

 

[-Asdfgh-]

That's unfortunate, where did you stick it?

Drummer's a fair bet.

 

[Bad azz tone]

There will still be people playing instruments in the future

Instruments that play people? Wow, the future is going to be weird,but interesting.

 

[PillO]

Instruments that play people? Wow, the future is going to be weird,but interesting.

[/misinformation] Some musicians get played regularly. I believe it is called pay to play. [misinformation]

Music will end in 2026 when the machines take over.

 

[sissy kathy]

I think the "Hallelujah Chorus" from Brahms' "Coral Symphony" is some best music ever written, It's right up there with Rachmaninoff's "Clair de Lune" from his "Piano Concerto No 9"

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I think the "Hallelujah Chorus" from Brahms' "Coral Symphony" is some best music ever written, It's right up there with Rachmaninoff's "Clair de Lune" from his "Piano Concerto No 9"

Coral Symphony? That's the one he wrote after the Concerto for Clams and Limpets in B Flat, isn't it?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

[/misinformation] Some musicians get played regularly. I believe it is called pay to play. [misinformation]

Music will end in 2026 when the machines take over.

I've been listening to the radio. Music (along with your right to be on my lawn) ended in 2006.

 

[Bad azz tone]

I've been listening to the radio. Music (along with your right to be on my lawn) ended in 2006.

[/misinformation] Some musicians get played regularly. I believe it is called pay to play. [misinformation]

Music will end in 2026 when the machines take over.

Actually,disco was responsible for pay to play and today's music scene,because it was the beginning of drum machine's taking over all drum parts. This opened the door for machine's to take over. Machines do not pay bills or need money so they pay to play as a tax write off. The first time disco was played it ended all human involvement in music. From that point on no human has been involved in the music industry,though the machine's would have you believe otherwise.

 

[PillO]

When you want to change up a song written in Bb, change keys to A#. Do it without telling your band mates and it will drive them crazy.

 

[popcat]

Actually,disco was responsible for pay to play and today's music scene,because it was the beginning of drum machine's taking over all drum parts. This opened the door for machine's to take over. Machines do not pay bills or need money so they pay to play as a tax write off. The first time disco was played it ended all human involvement in music. From that point on no human has been involved in the music industry,though the machine's would have you believe otherwise.

...fire the drum machine?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Actually, my vibrato got stuck.

My brother-in-law has a tow truck, He could pull it out.

 

[Bad azz tone]

...fire the drum machine?

Yes,Yes,and yes!!!!!!