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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Left handed amps cost more.

Yes, they are the ones that have the EQ treble, middle, bass. The chirality also means it will cancel out the guitar is bottom end and cannot be used for country music.

Try finding a Left Handed Cable... or a Left Foot Pedal... or a Lefty Pick!
 
Pffft. John Lennon had nothing to do with WWII, but he was the father of Bolshevism and that is why his tomb is in Moscow.

The above isn’t misinformation. Lennon was the original commie (see Imagine lyrics). Most people think it’s a joke when they say: “Who’s buried in Lenin’s tomb?” never realizing that Lenin is Cyrillic for “Lennon.”
 
A proven cure for guitarists and bassists who can't keep up with the tempo, is to give them substantially heavier instruments. This will make them want get to the end of the gig as soon as possible.
Although you have the problem that heavier instruments have greater sustain, so those last notes can keep ringing out while the bar is closing.
 
I thought it was Yoko Ono who broke up the European Union and started World War 2 ...
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