Let's spread some musical misinformation

[pklima]

as Johnny Cash once sang in a Motorhead collaboration, "Dead Men Can't Sue".

I need to hear this.

 

[mikeoso]

My "Check Bass Engine" light was on. I filled it with Lizzard oil...had to boil a TON of lizzards because it's an acoustic bass. It's still on.

The most common reason for this is a plugged oil filter. You should change the filter each time you change the oil. NOTE: the filter on Tacomas requires a special wrench for removal.

 

[1bassleft]

I need to hear this.

It's good, but my favourite collaboration is the one roccobass referred to; the Joan Baez/Frank Zappa heartfelt lament, "****, **** and **** Are Just Four-Letter Words"

In the picture, Zappa is advising use of a capo so that Baez can reach "****" in her key while, off-camera, the song's writer, Bob Dylan, is asking Frank if he can buy him some more mandies.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I’ve discovered Frank Zappa’s inspiration for his wild and creative music!!
(that’s Joan Baez on his left)

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The inspiration is in the dumpster behind them, I presume?

 

[felonious69]

The most common reason for this is a plugged oil filter. You should change the filter each time you change the oil. NOTE: the filter on Tacomas requires a special wrench for removal.

Toyota makes Bases?!?!?

 

[PillO]

Toyota makes Bases?!?!?

Don't be silly. Basses played in Tacoma Washington.

 

[1bassleft]

Both wrong. Taco Mas just serves bigger portions than most Hispanic fast food restaurants. Deep fried, so don't forget to change the oil filter as the cheese really plugs it up.

 

[mikeoso]

Toyota makes Bases?!?!?

All your bass are belong to us.

 

[Jay2U]

I have found that using rare salamander oil gives the best tone in a hollow bass. I only use "Bob's Lizzard Bass oil 10W42.3" when I change the oil in my basses. It may cost more but it's worth it,,,

It's best to change pickup gaskets every oil change.

 

[felonious69]

It's best to change pickup gaskets every oil change.

I don't use pickup gaskets. I like the Harley Oil Leak look.

 

[felonious69]

I don't use pickup gaskets. I like the Harley Oil Leak look.

My guitar's name is Puddles

 

[Jay2U]

My guitar's name is Puddles

Oh no, he's got a guitar! We should have known...

 

[Jay2U]

Mojo can't be bought.... At least, that's what we thought, but better understanding of quantum mechanics has made this possible.

 

[PillO]

Mojo can't be bought.... At least, that's what we thought, but better understanding of quantum mechanics has made this possible.

There is the law of the conservation on mojo. Mojo can be neither created nor destroyed; just converted from one form to another and moved from one place to another.

 

[Jay2U]

There is the law of the conservation on mojo. Mojo can be neither created nor destroyed; just converted from one form to another and moved from one place to another.

That's where quantum mechanics comes in. Mojo easily converts to dark energy and vice versa.

 

[PillO]

That's where quantum mechanics comes in. Mojo easily converts to dark energy and vice versa.

Not yet proven; still just a theory.

By expounding the theory I take it you believe that there will eventually be complete collapse in mojo.

 

[Jay2U]

Not yet proven; still just a theory.

By expounding the theory I take it you believe that there will eventually be complete collapse in mojo.

Belief isn't the correct scientific approach. Proof is what we need. Considering the accelerated expansion of the universe, it's highly unlikely that such collapse will happen.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I don't use pickup gaskets. I like the Harley Oil Leak look.

Harley Benton?

 

[nitrobrother]

Harley Benton?

Specifically, the 1967 H-B with the shovel headstock.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Specifically, the 1967 H-B with the shovel headstock.

You're playing it backwards.