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Let's spread some musical misinformation

According to quantum mechanics' uncertainty principle, there's always a chance your fingers will meet the right string at the right fret position, at the right time.
Heisenberg wasn't such a great bass player for most genres. When he was observed to get his finger on the correct string and fret at the right time, he had no way of knowing where his finger would go next. He got some paid avant-garde work until he nailed an E# at exactly 2'58 into John Cage's recording, causing an implosion.

The same thing happened to Andrew Ridgeley during the final Wham! studio session when he managed to hit an open A on the Stratocaster usually used to drip-dry George Michael's Y-fronts. The ensuing singularity yoinked Ridgeley to the boundaries of the known universe. George named their final single The Edge of Heaven in his honour. Andrew survives George; mostly on the royalties from Last Christmas which (accounting for inflation during the 14 billion year Paypal journey) allows him the pick of Ameglian Major Cow steak dinners.
 
While there may be some uncertainty as to whether Heisenberg was or was not a great bass player, certainly on principle you'd have to agree that on a molecular level Werner constantly made a quantum of consistently great dirt pedals...

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My understanding is that they will have distance markers on them so that guitarists, don't use more string than is absolutely necessary.
You are still asking a lot of the guitar player:
  1. recognize the string is dead/broken,
  2. release,
  3. pull,
  4. cut,
  5. lock, and
  6. tune.
6 steps is a lot for them to remember. And 1 and 6 are nearly impossible for guitar players.
 
You are still asking a lot of the guitar player:
  1. recognize the string is dead/broken,
  2. release,
  3. pull,
  4. cut,
  5. lock, and
  6. tune.
6 steps is a lot for them to remember. And 1 and 6 are nearly impossible for guitar players.
They pretend to remember 6 strings, but that's cheating, as the first and the sixth string both are E strings.
 
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Sometimes they loosen the low string (easier to remember)...What was that one again?...D'uh
They were told to remember Eat All Day Get Big Easy. Then the 7 string guitar became a thing, so a smart guy (a bassist) had to come up with something new. This became: Be Eating All Day Get Big Easy. They're still arguing about how to remember the tuning of 8 and 9 string guitars.
 
They were told to remember Eat All Day Get Big Easy. Then the 7 string guitar became a thing, so a smart guy (a bassist) had to come up with something new. This became: Be Eating All Day Get Big Easy. They're still arguing about how to remember the tuning of 8 and 9 string guitars.
That is weightlifting advice, not musical advice.