Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Bonecat]

From last night’s gig:

 

[Jay2U]

From last night’s gig:

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Covid makes people lose their smell and taste.

 

[PillO]

Covid makes people lose their smell and taste.

I had no taste to start with.

 

[1bassleft]

Steve Harris, Pete Way, and Chris Squire all picked up stage wear at a Vatican garage sale.
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In 1972, fashion designer Alex Harvey took inspiration from the Vatican style to much acclaim. Described at the London Fashion Show as "The Sensational Alex Harvey brand" , at Paris as "La marque sensationnelle Alex Harvey", at Milan as "Il sensazionale marchio Alex Harvey" and at Tokyo, because of a calligraphy error, as "The Sensational Alex Harvey Band".
This gave him the idea to diversify into music but he was sued by Tom Jones for not getting permission to release Delilah as a single. Bankrupted, the fashion great was reduced to making dull twin-set suits purchased by middle-management women at a British high street store for yuppies.

 

[Jay2U]

Flatwounds eliminate hum.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Flatwounds eliminate hum.

Absolutely. If I find anyone in the audience humming along I stick a pack of La Bella flats in their mouth and it shuts them up immediately.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Covid makes people lose their smell and taste.

I know people who have COVID and they definitely smell, sometimes quite horribly. Phewee, get some deodorant. I haven't tried tasting anyone with COVID, though.

 

[PillO]

Flatwounds eliminate hum.

I really don't understand musicians sometimes. They complain about hum, but I rather like hummers...

 

[PDW30]

It's real - I have the

I really don't understand musicians sometimes. They complain about hum, but I rather like hummers...

It's the best way to get away safely from a really bad gig. New sales pitch: "if you have a Hummer, you don't need to practice."

 

[PillO]

Those who have been immersed in the culture understand that Japanese food is all based on dares. This ancient philosophy has now been brought to music by Accordion and Banjo a Japanese pop group that play accordion and banjo. On a dare, they play only accordion and banjo.

 

[pklima]

Danny Elfman is Spanish for Danny the F Man which is short for Danny the F**ing Man.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Those who have been immersed in the culture understand that Japanese food is all based on dares. This ancient philosophy has now been brought to music by Accordion and Banjo a Japanese pop group that play accordion and banjo. On a dare, they play only accordion and banjo.

Someone should take them up on the offer and fly them to the moon so we can't hear them.

 

[PillO]

Danny Elfman is Spanish for Danny the F Man which is short for Danny the F**ing Man.

Thank you for clearing that up. I thought that he was actually an elf, man.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Danny Elfman is Spanish for Danny the F Man which is short for Danny the F**ing Man.

He's a pilot?

 

[pklima]

Either that or a cook.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Either that or a cook.

Yeah - true - isn't Bruce Dickinson the F**ing man, pilot wise. (Sorry - not disinformation). But if Elfman is a good short-order cook he should probably sign up for the next Iron Maiden tour in that capacity.

 

[PillO]

Yeah - true - isn't Bruce Dickinson the F**ing man, pilot wise. (Sorry - not disinformation). But if Elfman is a good short-order cook he should probably sign up for the next Iron Maiden tour in that capacity.

THE Bruce Dickinson who puts his pants on one leg at a time like everyone else, but then makes hit records?

 

[Michael Stanley 2112]

THE Bruce Dickinson who puts his pants on one leg at a time like everyone else, but then makes hit records?

I've seen a LOT of photos of Bruce wearing shorts; not pants. He doesn't know how to "work" pants.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

THE Bruce Dickinson who puts his pants on one leg at a time like everyone else, but then makes hit records?

No, he jumps in both legs at once. Hence the sometimes high pitched vocals when the crotch of them isn't as generous as anticipated.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

THE Bruce Dickinson who puts his pants on one leg at a time like everyone else, but then makes hit records?

Do you mean Dickinson is like Flea and likes to work in at most his underwear? No wonder he has his own airline and doesn't fly for others. Pants only is ironically too little for the cockpit.