Licking 9V

[Bardley]

I do lick the battery. It does work.

I did find out some years back why they say on the battery "Do not carry loose in pocket", though. I had forgotten and dropped one in my pocket while I was carrying something and hopped in the car and took off. a few minutes later I felt a burning sensation on my leg. I suddenly remembered and started digging in my pocket. The thing was red hot and I couldn't really grab it. I just kind of flipped it out of my pocket and out the car window all while driving down the highway. Needless to say, I have NEVER carried a 9v in my pocket since.

 

[BassChuck]

I lick them.... but it makes my farts smell funny.

 

[BassGirl1122]

I just put the battery in an item and then see if something works..
ummm what ever happened to the battery tester machines or the batteries that you push the ends and it shows the amt. of power in it????

 

[Elrend]

Yes i do, and i find it highly erotic

 

[Dave R]

oh god, now i have to go lick a 9v after hearing about this lmao... this will be interesting...

Its not so much a "lick", its more like, plant your tongue on the electrodes and see how it feels. Give it time for the pain (er, I mean the tingle) to develop.