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Life Essentials

Helix

California U.S.A.
May 29, 2015
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After being single for close to a year now, I’m thinking I need another girlfriend…….I think

I’m also thinking maybe I need another hole in my head, or an ashtray and take up smoking..…..or maybe a Pez dispenser

What other things besides food and water can be considered “Life Essentials”
 
Im thinking this would be cool, not essential though.....and not when your dead

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That was "Blotto"--one of the BEST Laurel & Hardy shorts--ever. And you're right--laughter is essential, especially these days---it helps to lift the spirits.
I love Laurel and Hardy. I also like their short "Big Business" That one is a silent and you can watch the whole thing on Youtube.
 
...Toilet paper though is an essential, with out that I'd have no Self-Respect :)

Naaaaah, you'd either have a funky smelling hand or one that was chapped from near constant washing. The single exception would be if you were a Marine and had learned the art of the single sheet wipe.

For every problem there is a solution. We may not love that solution, or even like it, but we must accept it, or as in this case, walk around with a nasty smell following us at all times, except for the span between last bath and first post bath movement.

No problem...I'll see myself out...
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