Yeah. You spent 12 years developing your sound. You know what you're looking for. Your idea of tone is pretty far away from what I look for. I want to hear the natural sound of the instrument. Juicing up the low end like that would completely destroy the sound of the music I play. Even the funk wouldn't benefit from it. I don't really understand your statement about everything over 2k being useless for bass, though. I find 3.5k pretty useful.
It's just that calling an amp "lifeless" because it doesn't produce your idea of juiced up, sonic maximized incredible is a bit ridiculous. But then what do I know about anything... Good luck in your search.