When our band first got together, after a practice or two we said maybe we'd try throwing in a couple of originals (we're a covers band for the most part). I got excited, ran home and wrote up about five sets of lyrics in an hour. Later on my wife (the writer and librarian) looked at them and gave me her professional opinion that they were largely crap and needed rewriting. Around that same time we added a singer who brought along some of HIS originals.
So here's what I want to do: I'm going to throw in a couple of the singer's lyrics and some of mine. (Can you tell there's a bit of rivalry here?) Anyone who wants, go ahead and rank them from the ones you like the best to the ones you like the worst, or otherwise give any constructive criticism. I'm not going to say which are the singer's and which are mine.
Lead with your Heart:
Do What I say
and lead with your heart
don't them them tell you
that you don't matter
try any way
be at ease with yourself
everyone knows you're an angel inside
it won't matter now
and it won't matter then
just open your eyes
and see that I love you
there'll come a time
when we'll be just friends
remember love's to be spent
not for saving
there'll come a day
when the world will be ours
and the promise of friendship and love will be mated
come with me now
into the great beyond
and let your heart come away warmer
it sounds like nonsense
just words that don't rhyme
they mean nothing but I love you
just open your eyes
and lead with your heart
and don't let them tell you
that I don't need you
... and you don't need me
In the Red
Late last night I thought I’d take a look
At all the pretty colors in my checkbook
A little bit of blue and not a lot of black
There’s hardly any green and it’s holding me back
Then it hit me – I jumped up and said
Oh no no – I’m in the red!
Chorus – two voices
Hey ya got any cash? No I’m in the red
Hey ya got any scratch? And I wish I was dead.
Hey ya got any dough? Living on Wonder Bread
(together) Got any money baby – in the red?
Verse 2
Turning around, took a look in my wallet
Count up all my treasure if that’s what you call it
A parking tag and some chewing gum
Three forever stamps and two ticket stubs
But Benjamin’s gone and even George has fled
Oh no no – I’m in the red!
(Chorus)
Bridge
There’s a pretty girl that I knew in New York –
She had to pay for dinner and I felt like a dork!
Couldn’t buy a gift and I couldn’t take a cab
Couldn’t dress up nice and my chances were bad.
So do I really need cash to go home with you
And do all the things that boys and girls do?
(Chorus)
Verse 3
If I had some cash, I could hang at the mall
Not be stuck home with Ramen and cheese balls
If I had some cash, I could buy me a truck
And skip town when I’m down on my luck
If I had some cash, I could buy a guitar
And make some extra money at parties and bars
(Chorus 2x)
Without You
Once upon a day I saw this pretty girl
She met me smiling and she showed me round her world
You know I loved her then but I didn't have a clue
I just can't make it without you
Years have come and gone and troubles they been mine
Hand in hand we walk- we never crossed that line
You know I'd make it on my own, oh if I could
I just can't make it without you
Troubles that we've had would tear most love apart
Somehow we get closer you're touchin' all my heart
I never wanna be in a world without you
I just can't make it without you
American Slob
Chorus:
Everybody knows a guy like Jimmy
He’s just a regular American slob
The guy could be the King of Sweden
But all he wants is your second-hand job
Verse 1:
Jimmy went to spend some time in college
And see what the college people do
They showed him a mile-high pile of books
He said, “I’ll just watch the movie if it’s OK with you.”
Chorus (President, now…

Verse 2:
One day Jimmy’s mama came over to visit
To see how her boy was getting by
She scrubbed and cleaned till the walls were shining
He groaned, “Now there’s two things to make me go blind.”
Chorus (Dalai Lama)
Solo
Verse 3:
Jimmy saw Sarah in the moonlight
Dancing to the music of the spheres
He stood there watching in awestruck silence
And said, “That girl knows how to shake her rear.”