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Does anyone have any ideas how i could my bass even cooler than it already is and unique also?
Does anyone have any ideas how i could my bass even cooler than it already is and unique also?
Wear this while playing:
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Whoa! Does anyone else think that Darth looks even more creepy in the Hello Kitty gear?

Carefully remove the neck, all hardware, and electronics from the body.
Randomly sand off large areas of finish.
With a paintbrush and brightly colored paint, paint something stupid on it.
Being careful not to damage the neck joint, hack the bass into 3 pieces with an ax.
Fit the pieces back together as best you can - there will be gaps now - and nail it back together. Get some thick metal strips from a hardware store, the kind with holes you can put the nails through, and use these to hold the chunks of bass together. I've seen a picture of something like this, but can't find it at the moment.
Put it back together as best you can. If you did it right, it will look...unique, still be playable plus give you splinters and maybe electric shocks randomly, which will add excitement and spontenaiety to your playing. For extra points, stick some battery operated Christmas lights to it with duct tape.
Oh, and use a homemade barbed wire strap. You'll wand to wear a thick leather jacket, unless you're truly hard core.
That will be unique and cool.
Glad to help.