I'd go if every living thing they have wasn't labeled "Most Poisonous/Dangerous _______ in the World."
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Man drought!
- Thread starter Benjamin Strange
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Hurricanes occasionally hit the very top of Australia, but they don't do much. Just lots of rain and wind. We call hurricanes 'cyclones' though.
HAHA!
You'll fit right in Croox. 
And yeah nobody drinks Fosters, that stuff is piss.
I think he means you overestimate us by thinking that we actually have girlfriends...
I think he means you overestimate us by thinking that we actually have girlfriends...
Ahhh. I see. :scowl:
Losers.
mikeboth
The last thing you'll ever see
One of my ex-g/fs was Japanese, but she had been living here for 15 years and spend her formative Australian years learning English in a small country town. The resultant accent was not particularly pleasant, and visiting Japanese relatives always looked horrified when she started speaking her native langugage with them; they could barely understand her once the 'strine' kicked in.
As for the article, it fails to mention that many Australian women are unhealthily overweight, uncultured or overly-materialistic - IMHO.
As for the article, it fails to mention that many Australian women are unhealthily overweight, uncultured or overly-materialistic - IMHO.
I don't care if she's uncultured so long as she isn't fat.
HAHA!
And yeah nobody drinks Fosters, that stuff is piss.
Everything I need to know I learned from the Crocodile Dundee movies. they taught me enough about Australian Stereotypes.
I wouldn't drink it, it would be for the ladies that I'd be swooning I'd have my family send me real beer to drink
and if enough of us go, we'll just rename it "Talkbass Island"
As for the article, it fails to mention that many Australian women are unhealthily overweight, uncultured or overly-materialistic - IMHO.
I'm on the whole "as long as they aren't fat" bandwagon, I'm pretty good with ugly chicks.
Hah, this story hits the news every so often, and it's always bought forward by a group of overweight, beauty-challenged women with crossed-eyes, bad teeth, hunchbacks and a hairy back. Have you got a picture in your head. Now try and take that beast seriously when she's aggressively telling a reporter in a half-yell "All the good men are taken and there's no single men around". They're around alright! There's no man drought, but this story is always good for a laugh...........
mikeboth
The last thing you'll ever see
Those are the ones. We need to stamp these lovelies 'For export only', then direct them and our fellow American TBers to rsvp.com.au...
No need. The Americans are coming here. I hope you guys are hot! These women tend to be a lot fussier than they're entitled to be............Those are the ones. We need to stamp these lovelies 'For export only', then direct them and our fellow American TBers to rsvp.com.au...
As for the article, it fails to mention that many Australian women are unhealthily overweight, uncultured or overly-materialistic - IMHO.
No, that's just Adelaide chicks.
mikeboth
The last thing you'll ever see
No, that's just Adelaide chicks.
I guess you've spent all your money on rent in Sydney, and have nothing left to use for a supporting membership?
One ex-g/f of mine left Adelaide for Sydney at 15 and came back 7 years later with a child, an extra 20kgs and a nose-damaging cocaine habit. The big smoke can be mighty harsh on the gentle and warm farmer's daughters we raise here.
wait.... hang on... she actually went BACK to Adelaide??
wow, she was messed up on the gear....
we said Australia not England
to get rid of these imperfections is why beer was created. Alcohol poisoning is natures way of saying "shes WAY to ugly for that!"
Yeah Yeah here we go again. So here's my standard answer once more:One ex-g/f of mine left Adelaide for Sydney at 15 and came back 7 years later with a child, an extra 20kgs and a nose-damaging cocaine habit. The big smoke can be mighty harsh on the gentle and warm farmer's daughters we raise here.
The thing about big(ish) cities is that if you go looking for trouble, you'll most likely find it
mikeboth
The last thing you'll ever see
The thing about big(ish) cities is that if you go looking for trouble, you'll most likely find it
That's why I've never visted Sydney.
I've got myself in enough trouble here in little ole' Adelaide.But enough inter-city bashing and back on OT ... I know of two guys who are both:
- in their 30s
- 'good' (no addictions or significant emotional problems, reliable, honest, steady jobs, healthy, wide range of interests)
- at least averagely attractive
... who cannot seem to find a decent woman. From my point of view in fact there is a 'woman drought'!
Maybe everyone who complains, man or woman, is just too darn picky...
