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Man Law Violation Thread

#50
OK. Well, here goes...I'm gonna need some counceling after this confessional.

1) I've worn penny loafers. Without socks or pennies.
2) In the past, I've known how to operate a crimper. Too well.
3) Too much hairspray. I mean, my God. I'd hog my girlfriend's
4) I used to paint my nails. Black or green. Or both.
5) I one time looked at my ass in a mirror while I was doing my hair. And got depressed.
6) I one time ordered a "sex on the beach"...
7) I use the vaccuum more than my Wife.
8) I've worn belly / half shirts. Turquoise. with the penny loafers.
9) I watched Buffy, and not just because of the hot chicks. (tho Alysson Hannigan is amazing)
10) My music gets played prominently in Soap Operas. (hey, it's GOOD money)


Holy crap. I think I just died.
 
#52
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Number 8? That one is just sooooo wrong!

Mon Rominee said:
OK. Well, here goes...I'm gonna need some counceling after this confessional.

1) I've worn penny loafers. Without socks or pennies.
2) In the past, I've known how to operate a crimper. Too well.
3) Too much hairspray. I mean, my God. I'd hog my girlfriend's
4) I used to paint my nails. Black or green. Or both.
5) I one time looked at my ass in a mirror while I was doing my hair. And got depressed.
6) I one time ordered a "sex on the beach"...
7) I use the vaccuum more than my Wife.
8) I've worn belly / half shirts. Turquoise. with the penny loafers.
9) I watched Buffy, and not just because of the hot chicks. (tho Alysson Hannigan is amazing)
10) My music gets played prominently in Soap Operas. (hey, it's GOOD money)


Holy crap. I think I just died.
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#55
#56
OK confession time for me as well. I'm sure there is much more, but I'll just hit the highlights.
1) Going clothes/shoe shopping with my wife -- not because I was dragged, but because I "wanted to help her pick out something nice."
2) I not only attended a baby shower, but was resposible for all photography thereof. No, I did not get paid (unless finger sandwiches count).
3) I missed the first half my Alma-mater's opening football game because I was "antiquing."

Have mercy on me.

(Go Jackets -- Sting 'Em)
 
#57
Scarlet Fire said:
I own a pink polo shirt (from Polo Ralph Lauren) and wear it fairly frequently. The ladies love it on me.

I enjoyed The Phantom of the Opera.

I listen to Norah Jones.

I also listen to Simon and Garfunkel.

Two of my best friends in the world are female, and I've never once engaged in any sort of intimate physical action with either of them.
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I saw a kid the other day with a pink shirt that said "Chicks dig pink"

had to LOL to that one. :)
 
#60
Alright, I'll give. In college I drove a car that needed almost daily maintenance. I left work and drove 1/2 mile to my girlfriend's house; she was not home. My next stop was band practice in the next town (about 30 miles away), so I set about making the vehicle road worthy. I added a quart of oil and was going to fill the radiator up because it had a bad leak. Keep in mind this car had only been driven 1/2 mile in the last 8 hours. The radiator cap was cold.

Once opened, the radiator "burped" and spewed hot antifreeze all over my newly shaven head and face. As you can image, this was quite painful. I immediately removed the shirt I was wearing because it was soaked in the still-hot-as-hell coolant. Thankfully, it wasn't pink. I made my way upstairs and assessed the damage. While wiping my face off with a towel, I also wiped off a few layers of skin in a few spots. Second degree burns.

This is where I lose my manhood: I had to call for a ride to the hospital.

Mike
 

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