Man Law Violation Thread

[Mon Rominee]

And Mon R....please tell me the loafers, crimper, nail painting, and hairspray were for Halloween...

No, sadly.
Not all at the same time tho. This is YEARS worth of pent up ill-advised no-no's for redemption spewing forth.

 

[louieeadg]

This is where I lose my manhood: I had to call for a ride to the hospital.

Mike

I don't get it...what did your face have to do with your ability to drive?

 

[mike_v_s]

I don't get it...what did your face have to do with your ability to drive?

2 things: my eyes are on my face and the car was undriveable at that point.

Mike

 

[louieeadg]

Fair enough. I see no infraction.

And why haven't any offenders posted pictures of women yet?

 

[Mon Rominee]

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[fenderjazz68]

Ummmm, do you know her,.....well?

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[MakiSupaStar]

OK. Well, here goes...I'm gonna need some counceling after this confessional.

1) I've worn penny loafers. Without socks or pennies.
2) In the past, I've known how to operate a crimper. Too well.
3) Too much hairspray. I mean, my God. I'd hog my girlfriend's
4) I used to paint my nails. Black or green. Or both.
5) I one time looked at my ass in a mirror while I was doing my hair. And got depressed.
6) I one time ordered a "sex on the beach"...
7) I use the vaccuum more than my Wife.
8) I've worn belly / half shirts. Turquoise. with the penny loafers.
9) I watched Buffy, and not just because of the hot chicks. (tho Alysson Hannigan is amazing)
10) My music gets played prominently in Soap Operas. (hey, it's GOOD money)


Holy crap. I think I just died.

Lordy. I don't even know where to start with this. You, my friend, are a bonified mess.

 

[louieeadg]

Ummmm, do you know her,.....well?

I don't know...he said he used more makeup and hairspray than his girlfriend....could it be him?

 

[Mon Rominee]

HA! Yes, I WAS a mess...I'm on the mend...well, save for the soap opera thing, that is on-going...THANK YOU BMI!

thank you talkbassers.

And that is Rebecca Romijn, pre-morning grooming. Louie's the one wanting lady pictures...just thought I'd bridge the gap.... hahaha.

 

[mike_v_s]

Lordy. I don't even know where to start with this. You, my friend, are a bonified miss.

Fixed it for you.

Mike

 

[Mon Rominee]

Now that's just mean..it was the 80s fer chrissakes.

Tell me you never owned anything dayglo, having survived that decade, and I'll call you a liar.

 

[mike_v_s]

Now that's just mean..it was the 80s fer chrissakes.

I was a product of the late 80's (I'm 32), but I clearly remember a number of the violations you're admitting to. The penny loafers I could excuse. They were everywhere and you almost didn't have a choice. Tightrolled jeans, OP, even a pastel or two....but the half shirt? I'm sorry. Part of the healing process is admitting that you helped blur the line between genders.

In your defense, at least you're not still sporting a pink shirt and trying to justify it (you're not are you?).

Mike

 

[Mon Rominee]

Yes, I knew that would be one to pay the price for. A couple other painful ones there....good therapy.

Nope, no pink shirts here. Or "salmon". Nope.

I had a sock that fell victim to being washed with my Daughter's red shirt...came out pink...promptly bleached.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I was a product of the late 80's (I'm 32), but I clearly remember a number of the violations you're admitting to. The penny loafers I could excuse. They were everywhere and you almost didn't have a choice. Tightrolled jeans, OP, even a pastel or two....but the half shirt? I'm sorry. Part of the healing process is admitting that you helped blur the line between genders.

In your defense, at least you're not still sporting a pink shirt and trying to justify it (you're not are you?).

Mike

I own a few half shirts. They're called mediums.

 

[PaleMelanesian]

I had a sock that fell victim to being washed with my Daughter's red shirt...came out pink...promptly bleached.

From the Man Law thread:

Pink...is NOT a colour!! It is an accident at the laundrymat.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

From the Man Law thread:

pink shall refer to only one thing.

EDIT: The actual law: Man Law 200. Man only recognizes primary colors and black, grey, and white. Everything can be described with a light or a dark adjective in front of said primary color. Pink shall hereby refer to only one thing and that one beautiful thing only.

 

[mike_v_s]

pink shall refer to only one thing.

EDIT: The actual law: Man Law 200. Man only recognizes primary colors and black, grey, and white. Everything can be described with a light or a dark adjective in front of said primary color. Pink shall hereby refer to only one thing and that one beautiful thing only.

Scarlet Fire's fairly frequently worn pink polo shirt (from Polo Ralph Lauren)? I hear the ladies love it on him.

Mike

 

[Scarlet Fire]

Scarlet Fire's fairly frequently worn pink polo shirt (from Polo Ralph Lauren)? I hear the ladies love it on him.

Mike

You know it.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Scarlet Fire's fairly frequently worn pink polo shirt (from Polo Ralph Lauren)? I hear the ladies love it on him.

Mike

Well then it's safe if it's in the name of getting laid.

 

[mike_v_s]

Well then it's safe if it's in the name of getting laid.

You and I will part ways on this one. I can get laid in a pair of boxer shorts and a Subaru t-shirt.

Mike

edit: throw in some Speedstick Regular Scent and I'm ready for a night on the town.