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Man Law Violation Thread

Not a man law violation...yet. But this is more of a situation where you need to just get off the internet during the middle of the day while you're in college. Go to her dorm. Kiss her like she's the last girl on earth, then tell her roomate to either get the hell out or join in...

im at work right now trying to make the day go by faster. then its over to the practice room. maybe she will be there.:cool: if not at least im practicing :bassist:
 
I own a pink polo shirt (from Polo Ralph Lauren) and wear it fairly frequently. The ladies love it on me.

I enjoyed The Phantom of the Opera.

I listen to Norah Jones.

I also listen to Simon and Garfunkel.

Two of my best friends in the world are female, and I've never once engaged in any sort of intimate physical action with either of them.
 
I own a pink polo shirt (from Polo Ralph Lauren) and wear it fairly frequently. The ladies love it on me.

I enjoyed The Phantom of the Opera.

I listen to Norah Jones.

I also listen to Simon and Garfunkel.

Two of my best friends in the world are female, and I've never once engaged in any sort of intimate physical action with either of them.

I'll admit to two of those, but I'll leave it up to everyone's imaginations as to which ones. :ninja: ;) :D
 
I own a pink polo shirt (from Polo Ralph Lauren) and wear it fairly frequently. The ladies love it on me.

I enjoyed The Phantom of the Opera.

I listen to Norah Jones.

I also listen to Simon and Garfunkel.

Two of my best friends in the world are female, and I've never once engaged in any sort of intimate physical action with either of them.

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nothing wrong with Norah Jones
in fact she is quite beautiful
 
somehow getting convinced to go to a large mall downstate with two attractive female friends so they could 'try on clothes,and look around', right after I got a new credit card..... noob mistake on my part, but I learned a tough lesson that day and won't do it again.
 
I own a pink polo shirt (from Polo Ralph Lauren) and wear it fairly frequently. The ladies love it on me.

I enjoyed The Phantom of the Opera.

I listen to Norah Jones.

I also listen to Simon and Garfunkel.

Two of my best friends in the world are female, and I've never once engaged in any sort of intimate physical action with either of them.
Holy crap. I don't hang out with a bunch of knuckle dragging Cro-Magnon males, but my friends would have corrected the pink shirt before I got in the car. In the unlikely event that they didn't, the only possible explanations are a) they could make fun of me all night or b) use me as a successful "compare and contrast" for any women they were trying to pick up. Face it, when everyone else is dressed like a girl, it doesn't matter how bad you look.

If I EVER tried to justify it with "the ladies love it on me", I would have been kicked out of my own car. Also tossed on to the side of the road would have been my Phantom of the Opera tickets, the Norah Jones CD and the Simon and Garfunklel cassette.

Mike