Memorable bumper stickers

[Stuggi]

I like these;

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This t-shirt is kinda cool as well;
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[taterlog]

Don't forget the classic:

"I'm a Drummer - Can I Sleep on Your Couch?"

 

[bradjonesbass]

 

[DblG]

Well, I didn't get to read all 10 pages, but in case it wasn't mentioned: (and all apologies if it was)

"Support Local Music...Sleep with a Musician"

 

[Jim Dombrowski]

My favorite:

"No matter how cute or sexy she is - somebody is tired of her ****"

 

[RuinerSeverhead]

That was obviously stolen from Ruiner Severhead... "Who Would Jesus Fist?"
Wow. I think I have been permanently tainted. I'm now preaching Ruiner Severhead faster than Jay and Jeff. LOL

un-bless you my son. you rule.

now - go forth and spread the WORD as you would your demon seed on a $5 w&^% at a prison rodeo.

while were on the subject - my fav bumper stickers are titles of songs off the upcomming 2008 RUINER SEVERHEAD release -

Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers

&

"Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." God.


word

not THE word

MY word

word

 

[MakiSupaStar]

un-bless you my son. you rule.

now - go forth and spread the WORD as you would your demon seed on a $5 w&^% at a prison rodeo.

while were on the subject - my fav bumper stickers are titles of songs off the upcomming 2008 RUINER SEVERHEAD release -

Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers

&

"Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." God.


word

not THE word

MY word

word

LMAO. It was good having a beer with you Mr. RuinerSeverHead. Hey Mr. Jesus Fist to continue our drunken discussion about starting a new church. What do you think about a kiddie pool full of pork and beans with two sexy asian chicks wrestling nude for domination instead of an altar?

 

[RuinerSeverhead]

LMAO. It was good having a beer with you Mr. RuinerSeverHead. Hey Mr. Jesus Fist to continue our drunken discussion about starting a new church. What do you think about a kiddie pool full of pork and beans with two sexy asian chicks wrestling nude for domination instead of an altar?

relaxed style!

very much enjoyed the mass parole violation in the SUV bro! hope we can do it again!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

relaxed style!

very much enjoyed the mass parole violation in the SUV bro! hope we can do it again!

relaxed style indeed. LMAO.

 

[pixelpounder]

Dyslexics are teople poo

Or...

I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM

Or...

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

 

[McCalister999]

abortion stops a beating

 

[skaliwag66]

Not bumper stickers but funny nonetheless.


On a t-shirt: If a'holes could fly then this would be an airport.

At a steak joint: vegetarian is an indian word for bad hunter.

 

[skaliwag66]

The US Marines: When it absolutely, positively needs to be destroyed overnight!

This one makes me wish i were American just so I could use it.

 

[eutgard]

On my car

"Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1812"



And...

"My other car is BMW" - on the bumper of black Mercedes S600

 

[fretlessspence]

"Work Harder, Millions on welfare depend on you"

"Annoy a liberal. Work. Succeed. Be happy,"

My drummer has both of these on his bass drum. Love it!

How bout this one.

This truck runs on 100% whale oil bio-diesel.

And this shirt. This shirt is 100% organic. 50% Baby Seal 40% Spotted Owl and 10% Manatee.

 

[fretlessspence]

What would Jesus do? for a Klondike Bar

 

[bradjonesbass]

The politician who promises to rob Peter to pay Paul will always have the support of Paul.

 

[bassman1185]

The politician who promises to rob Peter to pay Paul will always have the support of Paul.

Oh man, that's good...

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

The politician who promises to rob Peter to pay Paul will always have the support of Paul.

That's good, though a bit long for a bumper sticker. There's so much that can be done with the basic premise, too.

 

[nortonrider]

Don't Taze me, Bro!