Memorable bumper stickers

[irjason]

Oddly enough I saw this one on the way to work this morning. I got a chuckle out of it.

"It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber"

 

[FilterFunk]

Decades ago, I saw one that read, "I OWE, I OWE, SO OFF TO WORK I GO"

 

[MAJOR METAL]

In the lead up to California's Proposition 8 vote (Marriage Equality) : "Equal Suffering for All - No on 8!"

 

[bobba66]

"All men are idiots, and my husband is their king!"

 

[El Güero]

HOW'S MY DRIVING?
1-800-EAT-$%!^

 

[Gazman]

Not a bumper sticker, but a personalised plate:

EBGDAE

I pointed it out and said "he must be a guitarist"

My ex says "how could you possibly know that?"

I said "he is parked in a disabled spot"...and laughed.

 

[5StringBlues]

"Ronald Reagan is a gonad"


Spotted on a VW camper van back in 1988 in Virginia.

 

[slobake]

Many years ago I saw this bumper sticker " Are you stoned or just stupid?" When we passed the car the young woman behind the wheel looked very angry.

 

[jugglingfreak]

"I break for hallucinations"

 

[slobake]

"I break for hallucinations"

I love that one
Or "Ignore ignore alien orders bumper stickers."
"No Comment "
"Visualize whirled peas"
"Visualize using your turn signal"

 

[slobake]

I always wanted to get a bumber sticker from a small road side attraction. Like "Mystery Spot , nowhere Alaska."

 

[slobake]

Maybe T.B. could make some extra cash by selling "carrots" bumper stickers.

 

[Gazman]

Maybe T.B. could make some extra cash by selling "carrots" bumper stickers.

TB bumper stickers...now there is an idea.

 

[n4vgm]

Wow! This wasted over 30 minutes while at work!

The one I remember seeing in a parking lot a long time ago.

"Witch Parking - VIOLATORS WILL BE TOAD"

 

[Marial]

My favorite so far has been:

Militant Agnostic
I don't know, and NEITHER DO YOU

 

[two fingers]

Around here there are a ton of those little white ovals that have A S S on them. It stands for Albert Styron's Store on Ocracoke Island (the most chill place on Earth). This is a random image I found online showing the sticker up top. Sure, in a sophomoric way, it's pretty cool to see little old ladies riding around with @$$ on the backs of their Lincoln and Buick cars.

And yay for zombie threads!!!

 

[bluesblaster]

"I break for hallucinations"

sage advice

 

[bluesblaster]

not all who wander are lost

 

[bluesblaster]

my favorite was " the truly educated never graduate"

 

[fhm555]

On the bumper of old ford "hippie van" in PCB FL in the early 70's.

"Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here"

On a Volvo wagon recently.

"Wag more bark less"

On the back of a beat to crap little red Ford of some kind, tearing down the interstate.

"I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!"