What if Stanley Clarke and Victor Wooten were having a bass battle, and Stanley goes to Wooten, "Hey, man, you stole my lick!" And Victor says to Stanley, "No way, man, I made that up myself." Then Stanley attacks Victor with some serious Lopsy Lu, then Victor counters with some wicked triple thumb action. Then Stanley breaks out the upright and stuns Victor with some hemisemidemiquavers in thumb position. Then Victor goes after Stanley with some Tae Kwan Do moves. Then the guy from cannibal corpse, Alex Webster, gets in the middle of it and starts fighting both of those guys. Meanwhile, Jaco Pastorius has come back from the dead and starts banging the other guys in the head with a basketball. Then, James Jamerson figures he can come back from the dead, too, and spews everybody with barbeque sauce. Jeff Berlin puts on his boxing gloves and delivers some serious body blows to the guy from cannibal corpse, Alex Webster. Then Norman Stockton comes along and starts praying over everybody. Milt Hinton takes pictures of the whole thing.
Who would be the world's most awesome bass player then?