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Mothman Rises from the Ashes....Again!
- Thread starter Quadzilla
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You said it! My alt.tasteless "Save the Choad" sticker is one of my most valued possessions! A Mothman sticker would obviously be a high-end addition to the collection.
As the hour of destiny draws nigh, there was a disturbing (yet soothing) pulsing in the upper atmosphere along the coastline last evening. Mrs. Pointbass gathered the family pets close to her bosum in a protective gesture, their animal instincts recognizing a seismic shift of the auditory range below 40hz. The dogs began a low howl of approval as the power of "M" began to emanate from a southern direction .... Mrs. Pointbass' eyes rolled slightly back in their sockets, just a touch of saliva escaping from her slightly parted lips.
As the eldest member of the 25, I had no fear. I have seen the obscure and obscene details of a lifetime of low end production. I have had intimate relations with a one armed woman wearing an eye patch. I have performed on stage wearing nothing but a jock strap and an NFL jersey. I have regurgitated for three straight days after consuming a 5th of Southern Comfort. I have awaken in the back of a van lying on top of a Hammond B3 with my junk exposed and a greasy application around my anus. I have smoked rat poison sprinkled on top of oregano.
It is my belief that "M" recognizes my level of shame and depravity, and that realization is disconcerting. "M" is looking for a fresh soul to invade, something still innocent yet seeking to be controlled. It is likely that "M" was issuing a warning this past evening, in effect stating:
"I will be the one to choose from the 25, do not interfere with my process! Do not present ME with an old, damaged vessel .... it will be MY selection, MY decision, MY glorious rising!!!"
I feel that I may not be the chosen one, but if fate intervenes and "M" comes to me, the battle just might be .... deadly ....
As the eldest member of the 25, I had no fear. I have seen the obscure and obscene details of a lifetime of low end production. I have had intimate relations with a one armed woman wearing an eye patch. I have performed on stage wearing nothing but a jock strap and an NFL jersey. I have regurgitated for three straight days after consuming a 5th of Southern Comfort. I have awaken in the back of a van lying on top of a Hammond B3 with my junk exposed and a greasy application around my anus. I have smoked rat poison sprinkled on top of oregano.
It is my belief that "M" recognizes my level of shame and depravity, and that realization is disconcerting. "M" is looking for a fresh soul to invade, something still innocent yet seeking to be controlled. It is likely that "M" was issuing a warning this past evening, in effect stating:
"I will be the one to choose from the 25, do not interfere with my process! Do not present ME with an old, damaged vessel .... it will be MY selection, MY decision, MY glorious rising!!!"
I feel that I may not be the chosen one, but if fate intervenes and "M" comes to me, the battle just might be .... deadly ....
I'll take a number for discovering the Scions of the Mothman guitars in Page 6.
Good luck to our world as we know it. I'd have risked the Wrath of the Mothman if it did not have to fly halfway across the planet to get here.
What is learned cannot be unlearned. We are forever changed.
Good luck to our world as we know it. I'd have risked the Wrath of the Mothman if it did not have to fly halfway across the planet to get here.
What is learned cannot be unlearned. We are forever changed.
Yooooo!
In regards to patches... my 2 room mates work at an embroidery factory... i'll ask and see if we can't get 25 for... you know... free!!! (if not, super cheap)
In regards to patches... my 2 room mates work at an embroidery factory... i'll ask and see if we can't get 25 for... you know... free!!! (if not, super cheap)
Oh snap!
We have to have somebody get some sketches done. Whats that program on the computer... power point.. no thats not it. You can tell how good I am with art and stuff.
We have to have somebody get some sketches done. Whats that program on the computer... power point.. no thats not it. You can tell how good I am with art and stuff.
Thats it!!
We need some Mario Paint sketches done. I think I have it somewhere.
I don't think the fart noises will transpose to patches very well though.
- Nov 15, 2006
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- El Presidente of Sanford and Sonny Audio Weapons (Bluebeard Fuzz)
Whoa!!!!!!!
If you can get the 25 for free I will pay for s&h to each of the 25.
And the place I was goingbto get the 300 would be Americanpatch.com
For anyone looking for patches look at their prices.
I've been tempted to do a patch distro/label just so I can add more patches to my heavy metal quilt.
Is it just me, or does anyone else see an oxymoron here?
Heavy metal quilt? Is that what you're taking with you when your family ships you off to the Home for Retired Headbangers?
LOL!!
Sorry guys, been out of the loop on this...time for an UPDATE post?
Without reading through 20 pages of delicious Mothman humor, is there something fresh going on here?
From what I've gathered by skimming the posts, everyone is paying $20 for a Mothman Lottery? To the winner goes the MOTHMAN BASS!?!?
So...cool...
Without reading through 20 pages of delicious Mothman humor, is there something fresh going on here?
From what I've gathered by skimming the posts, everyone is paying $20 for a Mothman Lottery? To the winner goes the MOTHMAN BASS!?!?
So...cool...
Is it just me, or does anyone else see an oxymoron here?
Heavy metal quilt? Is that what you're taking with you when your family ships you off to the Home for Retired Headbangers?
LOL!!
For the record I would totally rock a heavy metal quilt.
Yup - read back to page... ur... 15/16???
I'll bet you can still get in - many folks committed, not everyone has paid. PM Sanfordandsonny - he's taking on the task of collecting the $, buying the bass then running the lotto.
For the record I would totally rock a heavy metal quilt.
What is the best fabric for a heavy metal quilt???
thanks! hopefully the winner will post some video/audio and detailed images!
I'll probably stay out of this one though
I'm kinda scared of that thing...
Yeah I would like this taken care of by Wednesday if we can for the Wednesday drawing. Come on PEEPS pay up lol.
The Mothman has selected his prey, 25 TB members have released $20 each to pay homage to his presence. On either Wednesday or Saturday the first ball drawn from a televised lottery will determine who is the TBer that will give up his/her soul.
As penance, the "winner" selected by Mothman must coordinate the union of bass & human, at their own expense. SandfordandSonny has risked his marriage and new born child's welfare to coordinate this effort.
That is all ..... May Peace Be With Us .....
