My 36 year old hardshell left a gift for me

[BobWestbrook]

For a mere fee of $45,000, I will write you a personalized computer program which will generate a rotation schedule, and send automatic reminders to your email inbox.

 

[Andy V.]

Been there.

I hit the search button and this is what I found: http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7909821&postcount=5

 

[Eric Perry]

Case rotations and battery replacements for the win!

 

[fenderphil]

or, you could just rotate the basses out of their cases a little more often.

 

[fretlessguy]

Things to do this Saturday:
1. Take garbage to roadside for pickup.
2. Mow front yard.
3. Hide candy and goodies. Father-in-law coming.
4. Morning bass case rotation.
5. Find lost dog (hopefully someone else will first).
6. Sweep dust under rug while wife not looking. Father-in-law coming.
7. Invite mother-in-law to come over same time her divorced husband will be there. Fun! Fun! Fun!
8. Afternoon bass case rotation.
9. Program CD player to play "Frakenstein" over and over when Father-in-law arrives.
10. Evening bass case rotation.
11. Put boxing gloves out for in laws. Got the video camera ready?
12. Wife will want to rotate your bass and case into your lower extremities for you. Night on the couch.

FG

P.S. Don't forget to rotate your basses and cases.

P.S. #2 You really need to get a new case....

 

[J. Crawford]

Im gonna go with rotating your basses of out their case a bit more.

But, again, thats just me.

 

[Darkstrike]

Screw the rest of them, I say rotate your basses LESS, seriously, then you'll not notice, and all will be good.

 

[iamlowsound]

I suggest the first in, first out method of rotating. It has worked with both my basses and my cheese collection so far.

lowsound

 

[midgetlover]

You should take birth control pills.

 

[Meddle]

If you rotate your bass too much the centrifugal force (sp?) will cause all the knobs and other looser-fitting parts to fly off. Rotate less!

 

[bassplayeroreo]

if you rotate the basses outta their cases they just might explode.
I have proof. But it's a secret so I won't show it to you.

 

[Matt Dean]

you are getting sleepy....rotate your basses out of the cases more often.

 

[GRISSLEHEAD]

Rotate your tires while you're at it !

 

[Slaine01]

We all know what happens to potatoes when you dont rotate them....!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dogbertday]

you should have rotated your cases around you basses more often

 

[Mrdak]

oh my!! That G&L above me has an erection

 

[Jordan M]

Something is REALLY telling me you should have rotated your basses out of your cases more often.

 

[Ten Four One]

We all know what happens to potatoes when you dont rotate them....!!!!!!!!!

Is that one of those silicon stringed basses attached to a G&L?

 

[TrevorOfDoom]

You need more grilled-cheese sandwiches for that.

this.

 

[RONQUITO]

We all know what happens to potatoes when you dont rotate them....!!!!!!!!!

My eyes, my eyeeeees