I am currently using combination of several pedals to achieve the desired functionality. I don’t see it as a compromise.A Darkglass X7 would do that, except for the 2 levels of overdrive. For that you'd need 2 of them. Which is less than the "3 to 4" pedals you need to do it now. What you're asking for is a very tall order, unlikely to be done in one pedal. So, you have to compromise (get the closest thing you can), or you wait for something that may never come.
Still, I hope that one day some designer will create an all-in-one device.