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My Gear is so big...... joke thread

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nojj

May 20, 2013
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Tired of getting phone calls from prospective bands wanting to know if your gear is big enough?
Here's a couple answers to get ya started.


My gear is so big, it doesn't return Spielberg's calls.
My gear is so tall, it takes two Sherpas to help you get down off it...
My gear is so tall that the roadies have to wear oxygen masks while on it.
My gear is so big, it still has snow on the top of it in the summer.
My gear caused a rift in the space-time continuum
My gear has a three picture deal...
My gear has it's own accountant..........
I went to Starbuck's once to get a coffee, and they had a new size added... small, medium, large, extra large, and My Gear.
My gear is so big, you have to call it MR. GEAR in front of company...
My gear is so big it causes gravitational anomalies
My gear is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Gear.
My gear is so big it has it's own zip code.
My gear is so big it can be seen from outer space with the naked eye.
My gear is so big, I'm already doing a gig tomorrow...
My gear is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My gear.
Yo momma thinks my gear is big.............
 
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My gear is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
My gear is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
My gear is so big, it plays golf with the president
My gear is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
My gear is so big, it has an agent. My gears people will call your people.
My gear is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
My gear is so big, I entered it in a big-gear contest and it came in first, second, and third
My gear is so big, it votes.
My gear is a better dresser than I am.
My gear is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
My gear takes longer lunches than I do.
My gear was once the ambassador to China.
My gear is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My gear is so big, it has investors.
My gear is so big, it seats six.
My gear is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
My gear is so big, it has an opening act.
My gear is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
My gear is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
My gear is so big, it only plays arenas.
 

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