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My latest and greatest crackpot idea...

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This is my first talkbass post lol. So, something like this might be possible, but would probably be more in the realm of nano-technology. Maybe a programmable wood that keeps its exact density regardless of temperature. Obviously we have one foot in the realm of sci-fi here, but its good to dream!
 
Seems like something like this idea already exists in midi instruments, like the ones Roland made in the 80s and 90s. There are no strings that need tuning and since the entire thing is made of plastic, there's no wood that needs adjustment over time
 
This is my first talkbass post lol. So, something like this might be possible, but would probably be more in the realm of nano-technology. Maybe a programmable wood that keeps its exact density regardless of temperature. Obviously we have one foot in the realm of sci-fi here, but its good to dream!

Programmable wood? The best you'll get is punched cards.
 
I remember hearing in science class that every physical thing is a mass of buzzing/shaking/moving (however you want to describe it) atoms. Which leads to the theory of "freezing" atoms and creating an immovable, unbreakable object (or perhaps something like a forcefield). If I was a scientist I would try to make this a reality with.... basses. Think about it, you could get the neck/action/set up right where you want it and freeze it forever. One could make their bass unbreakable, and totally resistant to any type of aging (now we're really done changing strings lol).

I, of course, have absolutely no idea how this would be done. I'm curious if anyone here has any actual knowledge of physics or any other sciences that would be a part of something like this. All are free to weigh in on this craziness though, so let me know what you think... unless it involves counseling ;)

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