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My Squier is becoming a Squirrel
- Thread starter neald
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HOW CAN YOU HATE SQUIRRELS?
Try having them chew through the soffit on your house and move into your attic, and see how cute they seem then. Kind of gives you a new perspective.
Oh, and the playful romping that you see them doing...and you say "Oh, look! How cute! They're playing with each other! They're so cute and playful, you can almost see the smiles on their little squirrel faces." Turns out it isn't playful at all, it's rape...yep, squirrel rape.
They're dirty little soffit-chewing, attic-defiling, rapists; rats with fluffy tails. That's how you can hate squirrels.
Damn...
...that was like finding my Dad putting out Santa's Christmas presents.
Wrong man, just wrong.
...that was like finding my Dad putting out Santa's Christmas presents.
Wrong man, just wrong.
I had to put 1/2" square garden fencing on our kitchen windows to keep them varmints from eating through the screens and ransacking the kitchen...they still climb all over it trying to chew their way through....Unfortunately it's illegal in these parts to go Yosemite Sam on them rats in fancy dress...
Obligatory Movie Reference
"Squirrel!!"
- From the movie "Up"
Yes, it's funny, unless I explain it.
"Squirrel!!"
- From the movie "Up"
Yes, it's funny, unless I explain it.
logo was made in Adobe Illustrator.
rather interesting discussion RE: squirrel love and/or hatred. thanks for the feedback. as i said...i love rocking my Squier, but it's beyond a Squier its become a Squirrel!
want a .pdf? let me know. or you can throw virtual rocks at me.
rather interesting discussion RE: squirrel love and/or hatred. thanks for the feedback. as i said...i love rocking my Squier, but it's beyond a Squier its become a Squirrel!
want a .pdf? let me know. or you can throw virtual rocks at me.
As a small child I had nightmares in which squirrels killed my family.
But I still like the new logo!
But I still like the new logo!
I LOVE it, but if you want a great squirrel graphic for it, check out Bob: Bob the Squirrel--your friend and mine » the story of a squirrel, and the humans he's adopted
Awesome. I'd like to have that one on my Squier guitar.
HOW CAN YOU HATE SQUIRRELS?
For me it's too easy. We are overrun with them due to a city law that protects them. They gnaw through wood, use our attic as a shelter, and they will keep coming back no matter what is done.
You got that right. They become relentless in trying to get back in. Because of my experience with trying to get rid of them after getting the holes repaired, I unfortunately know what fox urine tastes like...got a face full when the wind shifted. It's supposed to scare them away. The must like the taste of it, because they just kept chewing the repellent soaked soffit.
And if you relic'd it you could make a Rodent Worn decal!
That actually works, thematically...make it look chewed on.
How'd you get that text for the decal? I'm trying to make a new decal for my custom parts P bass
