lol nah but the sterling sterling is an awesome bass! Got a good discount and pulled the trigger. My first budget bass in a long time so I was kinda nervous about the fretwork but it’s actually pretty good! Came with a black guard and immediately replaced for tort and some radio style knobs. Tuners will get replaced here soon. Kinda heavy at 9pounds 10oz but not a problem for me. This alnico pickup is no slouch either and I’m impressed for what was a sub $600 bass. I love the neck heels on these basses too.
I can buy a complete set of Fender MIM tuners for $40 all day long. But then I've never had a broken Fender or Squier tuning machine either.