Need some Talkbass wit, please... cats and captions.

[Joe Nerve]

Thanks to KiKi, Oha, and @kohanmike for the great Photoshoping skills - I have this great family picture I must post on Facebook.

I need captions.

I need memes.

I need the funny guys and gals to give me their best.

Thank you in advance.

 

[DavetheDude]

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Thanks to KiKi, Oha, and @kohanmike for the great Photoshoping skills - I have this great family picture I must post on Facebook.

I need captions.

I need memes.

I need the funny guys and gals to give me their best.

Thank you in advance.

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I really don't think this one needs any additional help.

 

[Mktrat]

I really don't think this one needs any additional help.

^^^ I've gotta agree with this ^^^

 

[ptg]

I'M the best cat for metal!

 

[StudioStuntz]

"I got your catgut strings...right HERE!".

"When I said I wanted more Bass included with my meals, I meant FISH".

"I was alone for two weeks while she was at the cat hospital...NOW you wanna cuddle?".
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[Stumbo]

You talking to me?

 

[fretter]

"Did you call me?"

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Though I think this is best to just post as it is with no words, you may like these.

 

[KohanMike]

Just to clarify, I don't use Photoshop, I use an application called Canvas Draw on my Mac (Canvas X 2018 on the Windows) that integrates the functions of Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, QuarkXpress, Freehand, presentation, web design, drafting. In my experience runs circles around Adobe.

 

[garp]

"How's this for a one-finger James Jamerson technique?"

 

[MD]

That's right, I killed the parakeet. You don't like it?

Although, after looking into the eyes of the cat on the left, I'm beginning to wonder which one of these animals really has an attitude.

 

[MJ5150]

I was trying to think of a way to tie it in with the Johnny Cash pic from San Quentin, but failed.

-Mike

 

[rtslinger]

 

[ptg]

Joe hasn't liked any of our suggestions...I wonder why?

 

[catcauphonic]

"Scram, lady... we'll get off the counter when we're good and ready."

 

[Joe Nerve]

Because he's procuring AP tests and could get fired if he uses his phone .

 

[Mktrat]

Joe, just calmly explain that it's just TalkBass and they need to make an exception. Problem solved.

 

[Joe Nerve]

Proctoring .

 

[JRA]

everything about this thread is funny.