Baseball is popular? I'll take your word for it
There is lots of time to write poetry during baseball...
All by which of saying "don't hold your breath waiting for me to answer a baseball question."...
Waiting IS baseball.......waiting (and paying) for something to actually happen that usually does not.
Most of the time (slightly outside of pitcher and catcher)...what do baseball players do 98% of the time during a game?.....
......stand (wow, athletic), spit, sit, scratch, posture, stand some more, spit, sit, scratch, adjust their nether regions, stretch, (oooh), stand, spit, sit, posture again...and again...
Captivating.
Perfect anecdote for sleepless summer nights.
We get your point - you're not a baseball fan. Believe it or not, not everyone has to agree with you.
I agree with him.