Never ever EVER.......

[Clark Dark]

Catch a ball with your face. I’ve told each of my sons that’s the first rule in sports.

No balls to the face is good advice period

 

[Hevy T]

Are you sure it's not Tim?

Considering it’s a Jim Croche song, I’m pretty sure it’s Jim!

 

[tshapiro]

No balls to the face is good advice period

 

[4stringsjack]

...fart if you're not absolutely positive.

 

[hondo4life]

Considering it’s a Jim Croche song, I’m pretty sure it’s Jim!

You know, I had to listen to the song again, and it starts as Jim, but then he changes his name to Slim.

 

[BAG]

Play a minor 3rd over a major chord.... or a major 3rd over a minor chord.

 

[tgriley62]

....paddle slower when you hear banjo's playing

 

[mikewalker]

...

Speaking of licking, don't do it to strangers. You don't wanna know how I know.

So, you blew your cover, Brad! ...or should I say "Invalid Link Removed"

 

[SactoBass]

...watch television. No exceptions!

I haven't watched TV in over 15 years. It's incredibly liberating!

 

[packhowitzer]

 

[Spectrum]

...dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.

 

[five7]

drink or do drugs

 

[pbass74]

...borrow someone else's nose hair trimmer.

 

[Skullie]

Speak while Jeopardy is on.....unless you're answering a clue.

 

[MycooLeeyun]

date a stripper

 

[LUpton]

...start threads like this...

 

[fourstringburn]

....paddle slower when you hear banjo's playing

Don't know if the younger crowd will get that, but that's too funny!!!

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

Party naked with white people





(I'm white)

 

[bobba66]

Take the brown acid.

 

[Heyturnup]

Get deliverance from a thread like this.