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New Band Name Resource Thread

Thor

Thor

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Feb 14, 2003
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Warwick, Rhode Island, USA
#1
Looking for a cool new name for your startup band, or
looking to replace your tired old band name with something
snazzy, funny, upbeat, snarky or just plain idiotic?

I posted this list on another forum last year, feel free to
add more names as you choose. As far as I know, these
names are all available, so feel free to use whatever you
like.


Dub Dregs
Rasta Farina.
Viva La Pustulation!
Crow Opus Magnus
TestTaterTotSterone
Funky Workin Fool
Breaking Snooze
The Outer Dimwits
Touche Baguette
Soo Shee

Support Your Local Peach Fuzz
SAE 90
New Agent Needed
Kum Kwat
Polonium Breakfast Sandwich
2080 Revival
Graveyard Smash
Just Business
Bring Your Mom
Bra Size IQ

Implosion
Snot Rocket
Nude Infommercial
Don't Touch THAT Button
Arse Bubblica
Masshole Musical College
Phil and the Blanks
Deuce Coupe
Oversize Plug

Turkey Bassterd
Double Ought
Ask Later
Aardvark
Intense Chaos
Big Bang Theory
Molten Lava
Ice Age Queen
Live With Me
Are We Not Monkeys?

Sitting on A Dunce
Lucy and the Furs
Prick House
NastyCar
Leaders of the Pack
Shicklegruber's Left Nut
Threat Level Orange
Threat Level Mauve (when you play South Beach)
Repeat Offender
Usual Suspects

5 Knuckle Shuffle
Ornery Peephole
Bottomless Pit
Orifice Rex
The Hatchet-men
Hub Cap
Pencil Stash
KY and the Jello Band
Porkin Beans
The Implants

Skinny Finger
Four on the Floor
Blower Motor
Ball Joint
Head Gasket
10 Inch Vacuum
Fluoride Treatment
Banana Recall
St. John's Wart
Indelible Ink

Mole Hair
I'm Not Here
Warm Brain Freeze
Clip On Face
One Week Hangup
Psychotic Reaction
Break With Reality
Chest Pump
Enter at Own Risk
Fishnet Trashbag

Plastic wRap
Over the Flop
Intentionally Left Blank
Insurmountable Modds
Tastes Like Chicken
Solar Drive
Mare Lunatic
%@*%#!!.
Tinseltown Trash
Pig Roast Guests
Soylent Creem

Internal Kumbustion
Infared Radiation
[DEL]BioHazard[/DEL] Hazardous Waste
Barium Enema
Roto-Tooter
Howdy and the Doobie Men
Nasal Coffee Ejection
Painfully Oblivious
Pantyline Observation Platform
Who Let US Out?

Humpah Dumpah
High Koo
Island Escort Service
My Speeding Toyota
Weenie Border Patrol
Insufferable Twits
Fail is Win
Broken Turnsignal


Your turn.
 
#2
ninjas united
the swagger
first date jitters
sex with a stranger
no names please
do you mind if we dance with your dates?
the shady bastards
shade tree mechanics
friends of john doe
next of kin
point break
the dirty dancers
the scooter mcgill band
the fonzies
marie and the cake eaters
couldn't think of a kewl name...
bartleby jones
whaletail
red hot rubber burners
superchargers
the valient milktoasts
the valient
pavlov and his bitches
the wookies
far afield
legendary girth
men without purpose
rock patrol
innoportune shrinkage
98 lb weakling
atlas at last
the madelines
the snaps
slave to couture
slave to fashion
slave to the man
for underated cool kids
my mom thinks i'm cool
we're not girls
the flash
flashing for beads
oh snap!
the snap
 
#6
Saucy Jack..... (If you're a Spinal Tap Fan)
Stiff Upper Lip
Doo Doo & The Brown Bombers
Rashma Diddleya YumpYump
Mortal Sin
DeepCrack
Puntious Pilot and the Nail Drivin' Five(I'm going to hell for that one.....calm down it's just a joke ! )
CrossBones
Open All Night
BeerNutz
The UnHoly Holes
UnderTopic
 
#16
Lennon killed Ono
The Barbara Walters Experience
Her Pleasure and the Ribbed Four
Hitler's Gay Uncle
Was that a Goat?
Irritable Belles
Genuine meat product onna bun
MULTI-PASS!

and since i'm me...

The Monistat Seven (three, one)
the A-Flats (poorly endowed all woman group)
Tard-launcher
Low-Watt Drooler and the High Back Chairs
 
#17
Plenty of ideas here, and there will be more once this year's bracket gets posted:

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A few potential band names from this year's nominees:

Spontaneous Gordon
Sherpa Karma
Napoleon Einstein

Last year's bracket had plenty of gems like Velvet Milkman, Infinite McCloud, Hung The Dang, Bunkless Bovian, and if you're in a duo how about Larry Warmflash and Larry Kold Sweat? Here's the whole thing: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
 

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