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Nighttime Degenerates Thread

#42
PerlNinja said:
Let me see if I can get some pics, my phone camera doesn't take very good ones.

To describe a feeling right now: horrid, utterly blinding *pain* in my eyes. My wife's cooking and apparently the recipe called for a metric asston of chili's, so... yeah.. I walked into the kitchen and it's like being tear gassed.

And while I'm choking and groaning she turns around like nothing's up and goes "are you okay?" .. it's like... "No woman! My eyes! Auuuuuughhhh! Kill me... ".

To make matters worse, she comes up like she's going to be all "awww poor you" and sticks a little tiny green chili in my mouth and goes "hey taste this!".

*sigh* ouch. *pain*

Then she tells me that's payback for me farting on her last night :(
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lmao

you two sound like a great match...

My advice is this...

Take the minor inconvienice of the chilis and fart in the bed again tonight...
 
#44
tastybasslines said:
you are obviously a NOFX fan?
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Not at all, you'll find me jam to many other things than punk. I am a skinny dude, my name is Mike and my friends gave me the name as bowling "handle" because it's ironic (and I love to hit some X's). It was the first name I thought up when I signed on here! My punk is the Vandals, Minor Threat, Black Flag, The Descendents, etc. Never got into the poppy stuff.
 
#46
Fat.Mike said:
Not at all, you'll find me jam to many other things than punk. I am a skinny dude, my name is Mike and my friends gave me the name as bowling "handle" because it's ironic (and I love to hit some X's). It was the first name I thought up when I signed on here! My punk is the Vandals, Minor Threat, Black Flag, The Descendents, etc. Never got into the poppy stuff.
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I'm a big mike fan. He's someone that REALLY knows how to just play.
 
#49
tastybasslines said:
lmao

you two sound like a great match...

My advice is this...

Take the minor inconvienice of the chilis and fart in the bed again tonight...
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Oh we are :) We're both slightly on the weirder side of crazy, and things like this are relatively normal in this household. Payback is already being planned, I'm picking up a friend of mine later on in another town over, he's bringing his guitar along and we decided we were gonna have a weekend of random jamming/noodling just for fun, so he said he was gonna treat me to some food first.

So... hello Burger King, here we come! It's going to be so epic..


@RosieB: I don't know about getting off light, these chilis are like, little atomic death peppers from hell and beyond... I mean, I was asleep when I farted on her.. I can't help it! :P I'm innocent of any and all charges! Of course, tonight will be on purpose >:)
 
#52
tastybasslines said:
be honest, why are you procrastinating?
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It's part of my process. I have other material that I really want to work on, but I need to run through the set a few times. Plus it's a hip hop gig, which is cool, but I can't shake that nagging feeling that it's pulling me away from my focus on dub reggae. I'm also sleepy. My day started with a surf session at 7am.
 
#60
a frickin giant racoon woke me 1.5hrs ago and i'm still up!

it sounded like a human walking up the pea-gravel driveway. i got up and yelled, "who the hell is it"?
my son wakes up and says, "what", from his room and i think it's coming from outside!
i keep yelling and my son keeps saying, what!
so,... i grab my flashlight and contemplate grabbing the ShotGun...
upon looking out the window, i see this humongous racoon stealing cat food while hiding behind the tractor tire...
WHAT A RELIEF!!! (now i'm too wound-up to sleep) :confused:
 

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